1)Grimace painfull while smacking your forehead and mutter: ' Shut up dangit, all of you just shut up! '
2)On the highest floor, hold the doors open and demand that they stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go ' plink ' '
3)Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce, ' I've got new socks on! '
4)Jump up and down like a five year old and giggle every time the elevator stops.
5)When the elevator is quiet look around and ask, ' Is that your beeper? '
6)Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall, without getting off.
7)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passangers that this is your 'personal space'
8)Meow occasionally
9)Stare at one of the passangers for a while then announce, ' your one of THEM !' and move to the far corner.
10)When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors then act embarrassed when the open up themselves.
2006-09-29
07:06:52
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