Entertainment & Music - 25 September 2006

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo."

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted

2006-09-25 23:59:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Claire Danes & Jessica Alba, you?

2006-09-25 23:59:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

We're goin' up, we're goin' down
We're goin' up, down down up
Any way you wanna let it roll
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You got me doin' what you want me
Oh baby what you want me to do

Thank you very much

2006-09-25 23:59:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or other forbidden things...

2006-09-25 23:58:22 · 19 answers · asked by Not Your Friend 2 in Polls & Surveys

do they honestly believe themselves that stupid that they will forget they did it and get a move on?

2006-09-25 23:56:42 · 22 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys

in the gut as hard as you can totally unexpected while her gut was completly soft and relaxed? if yes do you think you would totally knock the wind outta her?

2006-09-25 23:55:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

a. Crossing bridges
b. Crossing the street
c. Being alone
d. The dark
e. Confrontation
f. Bungee jump
g .Commitment
h. Fire

^-^

2006-09-25 23:54:38 · 36 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where to download the first part of Naruto Manga in Colour. I can only find from chapter 245.

2006-09-25 23:54:35 · 5 answers · asked by respecta786 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-25 23:52:58 · 22 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 23:51:55 · 13 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys

You know, I'm 35 and have never had a period, so I don't know if I'm late or not. I'm having a whole bunch of the symptoms: increased appetite, occasional nausea, cravings, moodiness . . .My wife had these symptoms when she was pregnant. Do you think I am pregnant? And isn't this the best place to seek medical advice?

2006-09-25 23:47:34 · 11 answers · asked by major 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm allergic to strawberries, band-aids and hessian bags/material...

2006-09-25 23:45:54 · 17 answers · asked by Rika 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 23:45:28 · 15 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

how do i sign up for audition as its not on xfactor website

2006-09-25 23:45:25 · 7 answers · asked by kim in guildford 1 in Music

I'm gonna try my best to get it this week!

2006-09-25 23:45:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

my account username is KKrisha add me is ya want to thanks!!

2006-09-25 23:44:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

And why would he earn the respect of the other baddies?

2006-09-25 23:43:49 · 12 answers · asked by Randy G 3 in Comics & Animation

u can only have one guess, 2 icecream flavours only.
the first correct answer gets 10pts
its not a stupuid answer llike curry flavour etc by the way. ok promise.

2006-09-25 23:43:04 · 32 answers · asked by gooner1972 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 23:42:03 · 4 answers · asked by jess 2 in Movies

I am in a funny mood as festivite season is going to start soon. And moreover its autumn time. Hence this funny riddle.

HINT: MS >>> KR in 2007

2006-09-25 23:41:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know I do... and I'm just about to run along and do it.

2006-09-25 23:40:44 · 34 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys

I can only remember the name of the song

2006-09-25 23:39:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I mean the final battle happens at two different places.
Movie - Mordor
Game - Dol Guldor

why is this?

2006-09-25 23:38:30 · 3 answers · asked by Thilina Guluwita 4 in Movies

2006-09-25 23:37:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Today someone told me this joke I HATE IT AND REALLY HATE IT.
It goes like this......
Three women open a jar and there was a Gen. HE asked all three of them to ask one wish each. First one said," Double my I.Q." and she started solving Universe theories. Second one asked to Triple her I.Q. and she stared solved complex Maths problems. But the third one said, " Please increse it five times". the gen said I am not usually allowed to do this but I will do as you helped me to be free. He said thing Finally but she didn't change her wish. As he granted her wish ..................she became a MAN!!!
Vote if you think women should be replaced by men & man by women in this joke
I think then it would be nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-25 23:37:22 · 17 answers · asked by Annie 2 in Polls & Surveys

have you ever wondered the same thing?

2006-09-25 23:36:33 · 11 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

what is better???

2006-09-25 23:35:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard he paid millions to a family to not go on with a prosecution against him

2006-09-25 23:35:15 · 17 answers · asked by Rio Man 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-25 23:34:25 · 33 answers · asked by lataliano 3 in Movies

somewhere only we know by keane?

2006-09-25 23:31:08 · 5 answers · asked by NIKKI 1 in Music