Nurse Pritchett was known for getting her instructions mixed up; instead of giving two pills at four o'clock, she would give four pills at two o'clock, and so on.
One evening the Doctor arrives on the floor for his final round of the day. He is startled by one of his patients running down the hallway, hospital gown flopping in the breeze, screaming at the top of his lungs, and being chased by Nurse Pritchett carrying a big pan of boiling water.
The Doctor yells, "Dam* it, Nurse Pritchett, I very distinctly told you to prick his boil"!!
2006-09-26
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