Dear Mom and dad
I've been away at college for a year and a lot has happened so I thought it would be a good idea to bring you up to speed.
First of all, we had a major fire in our dorm and i was thrown out the window. I landed in some snow, and a nice black man was nice enough to help me put out the fire on me and my clothes.
Since the dorm room was burned up, he was nice enough to let me live with him.
We have been living together for sometime now and have fallen in love. We will be geting married in June and oh did i mention i'm pregnent? Four months, to be exact.
Well School is going good but dont worry, we'll keep my school going as long as i can.
Anyway, give a hug to paws, and ask daddy to tell Monica hello for me.
Love Chelsea
P.S. Ok Its time to be honest with you.... there was no fire in the dorm, i wasnt badely burned, and I'm not living with a black guy and i'm not pregnent...
2006-09-26
18:54:40
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