1. Hide inside a clothes rack and when people come by say "pick me"
2. Fill several shopping carts and then take them to the front but leave them there and exit the store.
3. Go up to a cashier and holding your legs tight, say that you need to use the bathroom... On the way to it leave a trail of orange juice behind you.
4. find a open check out register and pretend to be a checker.
5. tell the manager there's a code 3 in the food section
there are more but thats all i remember for now.
2006-09-26 19:03:13 · 9 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I usually just laugh at some of the horrible clothes they sell...and just observe the people around me. The people that shop there. It's always like a madhouse when I walk in there. People screaming, crying...oh walmart. You're so crazy.
2006-09-26 19:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by basplyr76 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well i thought it was funny!!
try this one?24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
2006-09-26 19:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
you could punch that old dude on oxygen that greets people right in the colostimy bag. That sounds fun.
2006-09-26 19:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a start young grasshopper, but you have much to learn.
2006-09-26 19:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by KunaiMurai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry this list is lame. this is a much better one out there.
2006-09-26 19:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I loved it me and my boy's WILL be trying these!
2006-09-26 19:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by jovi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like trouble, to me!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 10:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good ones - thanks for the ideas
2006-09-26 22:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Please try again.
2006-09-26 19:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋