Dear Mom and dad
I've been away at college for a year and a lot has happened so I thought it would be a good idea to bring you up to speed.
First of all, we had a major fire in our dorm and i was thrown out the window. I landed in some snow, and a nice black man was nice enough to help me put out the fire on me and my clothes.
Since the dorm room was burned up, he was nice enough to let me live with him.
We have been living together for sometime now and have fallen in love. We will be geting married in June and oh did i mention i'm pregnent? Four months, to be exact.
Well School is going good but dont worry, we'll keep my school going as long as i can.
Anyway, give a hug to paws, and ask daddy to tell Monica hello for me.
Love Chelsea
P.S. Ok Its time to be honest with you.... there was no fire in the dorm, i wasnt badely burned, and I'm not living with a black guy and i'm not pregnent...
2006-09-26 18:54:40 · 7 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and
fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
2006-09-27 01:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a very decrease priced answer. If she will have the skill to in basic terms answer pre-authorized questions, she would be replaced with a cardboard sign. The question (by utilising one in all her supporters) became into approximately credibility, something her mom now lacks fullyyt. to boot the Bosnian sniper fraud, the papers that the Clinton marketing campaign has released practice what all of us suspected. Monica has extra journey in the Oval workplace than Hillary does.
2016-12-15 15:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would the whole black guy thing be bad?
2006-09-26 18:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For christ's sake, get a life.
2006-09-26 20:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What am I missing here? What's the point???
2006-09-26 18:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...but I flunked out of school.
2006-09-26 19:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT VERY FUNNY SORRY!
2006-09-26 19:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋