Hillary sits one day looking back at all that has happened during the term in office of her husband. THe good and the bad. The marriage seems on the edge of failure and she feels she needs to know what to expect.
So she goes to s psychic and asks her to tell her the future.
"I have some terible news for you. Your husband will die a horrible painfull death."
Hilary sits there thinking, not totaly sure what to say. Then she decides there's only one thing more to ask,
"Will i be aquited?"
2006-09-26 18:50:00 · 9 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No you won't but they will make you President of Iraq.
2006-09-26 18:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was an elderly man who slowly walked up to the White House, where there was a young Marine guard. The old man says to the guard, "I have traveled quite aways and I wish to see Bill Clinton." The guard looks at the old man and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but Bill Clinton is not here any longer, there is now a different president." The old man says, "Oh I see," then leaves.
The very next morning the same guard was standing there, and who do you think returns, slowly approaching again? Sure enough it was the old man, and the guard figured he had a different question, but again he says, "I would like to see Bill Clinton." The guard patiently tells the man again, "Sir, as I indicated yesterday, Mr. Clinton no longer resides at this office." The old man nods, and then strolls away.
Day three: Same scenario - the guard is standing there and along comes the old man, who again insists, "I want to see Bill Clinton." The guard, becoming somewhat frustrated looks at the man and tells him, "Sir, this is the third day you have come here asking for Bill Clinton, even though I have made it perfectly clear he doesn't live at the White House any longer. What else can I do to convince you, don't you understand, sir?"
The old man looks at the guard straight in the eye and says, "As I told you, I have traveled quite a distance. You have told me that Bill Clinton does not live here any longer. Yes, young man, I do understand it, but you see...I JUST LOVE HEARING IT!”
The young Marine smiles warmly and says in agreement, "Sir...I'll look forward to seeing you again tomorrow!"
2006-09-26 18:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol now that brought a smile tomy face...very funny
2006-09-26 19:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok an oldie but goodie
2006-09-26 18:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 11:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear what they found on Monica Lewinskis dress ??? ................................ A ""Wad'' of Bills ........
2006-09-26 19:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's good!!!
2006-09-26 18:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
2006-09-26 18:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Giggle*
2006-09-26 19:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by double_devil_trouble 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋