Entertainment & Music - 25 September 2006

i just saw a man hit himself in the face with a spring operated umbrella and a woman in my office hit her head on a filing cabinet... which was funnier? you decide!

2006-09-25 00:32:57 · 12 answers · asked by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 in Other - Entertainment

Does crime sells more than sex?

2006-09-25 00:30:30 · 8 answers · asked by R.C.P. 3 in Movies

2006-09-25 00:26:55 · 21 answers · asked by anna 7 in Polls & Surveys

I can.

2006-09-25 00:24:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 00:23:09 · 2 answers · asked by smart_babe 3 in Movies

which car would be great on gas savings?
I need some idea's

2006-09-25 00:22:10 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I try my best but i feel sad if i myself had a question like that :(

2006-09-25 00:19:37 · 19 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did you see the episode with the family who all slept in the same room (including an 18 year old boy) and they wore no shoes? I've never seen anything like it!

2006-09-25 00:18:44 · 5 answers · asked by prcoley 4 in Television

Please give as much website as you know. Tq.

2006-09-25 00:16:31 · 5 answers · asked by Kiyura 4 in Comics & Animation

I spent big bucks on this dye job so I WOULD NOT end up on someone's plate!

2006-09-25 00:16:13 · 13 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Disorder in the Court


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of stayi ng calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the on e living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan.

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh....

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on deadpeople?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh?

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This is Number one


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my de sk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!

2006-09-25 00:14:19 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 00:14:08 · 6 answers · asked by OM P 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-25 00:14:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have. These girls thought I was a witch because I was into Astrology and Palm Reading.The said that it was a "tool of the devil"

2006-09-25 00:13:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it me or is Lee Latchford-Evans a complete Freak. I use to really like him and thought he'd be great in MTVs totally boyband. But he's not, he refers to himself in third person narritive (the latch) and keeps making weird faces at the camera. Not to mention im quite surprised, he can't actually sing. im very disappointed in him.

2006-09-25 00:13:26 · 9 answers · asked by Los 2 in Television

I feel so rotten....
This is my 3rd question that got zero answers
and it sucks!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmzpC86bxWxORAaaC80eHOvsy6IX?qid=20060924065254AAvN3Un

2006-09-25 00:13:25 · 8 answers · asked by catty blond 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 00:12:42 · 8 answers · asked by reppinca 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i wanted to watch it bt i don knw how is it

2006-09-25 00:10:35 · 7 answers · asked by nikil s 2 in Movies

2006-09-25 00:10:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 00:09:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Say, theoritically, a friend of mine accidently killed his girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the hell up. And suppose he asked me how he should get rid of the body, not that he did or anything, all hypothetical. Got any good tips that I would tell him, not that I actually have a friend that did this, just a "what if"

2006-09-25 00:09:01 · 9 answers · asked by yuntaa_dba 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 00:08:59 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-25 00:08:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

life

2006-09-25 00:08:18 · 2 answers · asked by ali a 2 in Television

if so.....what is your speed of typing?

2006-09-25 00:08:18 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 00:06:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 00:06:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it goes like this:

''Keep on hangin on the telephone
Keep on hangin on the telephone...

Oh,i can't control myself
oh,i can't control myself...''


this sings some woman
good song!!

2006-09-25 00:05:18 · 7 answers · asked by wolfman_vuko_20_m 1 in Music

How often do you wear high heels?
How high do you like them?
What style do you wear?

2006-09-25 00:04:17 · 7 answers · asked by marniemcc 4 in Polls & Surveys

I heard it so many times but i didnt find anything soooo superb in it

2006-09-25 00:04:10 · 6 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Music