I spent big bucks on this dye job so I WOULD NOT end up on someone's plate!
2006-09-25 00:16:13 · 13 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you telling me that's NOT your natural colour?
2006-09-25 02:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You and me.
By the way tell you some jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-25 00:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE what you've done with your hair ! Or is it hide ?! Anyways ... I'm a vegetarian ... I didn't order the purple hamburger nor the purple milk ( I don't drink milk either ) .
Cheers ,
Anita
2006-09-25 00:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by MissTea© 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think the purple joker ordered the purple hamburger. that joker really likes purple things you know..is that you?
2006-09-25 00:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by alyxa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GET ON MY PURPLE PLATE!
2006-09-25 00:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nahh...dunno..,no idea at all..,no way..! but thanx for the 2 pnts
2006-09-25 00:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by harvestmoon_joy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wear it well, work it baby, work it.
2006-09-25 00:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by gifted 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats some funny s**t.NOT..
2006-09-25 00:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ghass 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
he he..that's funny man!
2006-09-25 00:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by cuteangel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that would be me!
2006-09-25 00:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by superboredom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋