1)Grimace painfull while smacking your forehead and mutter: ' Shut up dangit, all of you just shut up! '
2)On the highest floor, hold the doors open and demand that they stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go ' plink ' '
3)Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce, ' I've got new socks on! '
4)Jump up and down like a five year old and giggle every time the elevator stops.
5)When the elevator is quiet look around and ask, ' Is that your beeper? '
6)Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall, without getting off.
7)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passangers that this is your 'personal space'
8)Meow occasionally
9)Stare at one of the passangers for a while then announce, ' your one of THEM !' and move to the far corner.
10)When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors then act embarrassed when the open up themselves.
2006-09-29 07:06:52 · 27 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11) Whistle the first seven notes to ' It's a small world after all ' incessantly
12)Walk in with a cooler that says ' human head ' on the side
13)Sniff the air a couple of times, then start gagging. Pinch your nose and ask in a high pitched voice ' OK, which one of you guys farted?'
Anyone else got some?? I need 3 more to make it a round number (15)
2006-09-29 07:07:55 · update #1
sorry two more ;-)
2006-09-29 07:08:28 · update #2
You are too much, you are soooooooooo funny.
15) Tell everyone to be quiet and say, did you hear that? how 'bout that? oh wait, they're in my head, I can only hear them.
16) Ask the person next to you "Do you come here often?"
2006-09-29 07:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
14) Tell the person next to you that you are about to see a girl you have been hanging out with a lot and need to ask her a serious question and ask if you can practice on them really fast. Turn and say "I know I told you I love it rough, but please just spank me with the wooden spoon from now on because it hurts when you put it in there"
15) Stand inside with a winter coat on, a winter hat, sunglasses, and an empty jar. Have some of your friends on different floors and have them walk in and put money in your jar in front of people. This will lead to great riches.
2006-09-29 15:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinch one of the hot ladies, then look at the guy next to you. Tell him: "You don't have manners! Stupid... Why did you pinch her like this?" Pinch the babe again, and ask her to slap the guy.
Take out your cellphone, and fake a conversation. Say that you are Inspector ............... and you are on the lookout of a criminal. Then say that you suspect the criminal is on the elevator. Look at everybody. If any1 does not turn to look at you, just stare at him. Evry1 else will do so.
Say to the guy besides you: "It really stinks in here, rite? I wonder who has not bathed in a month..." Give a pause and then say: " Oh, I forgot, I had taken an oath to not to bathe anytime in this year.
2006-09-29 14:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by khoushwant17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
> take a sleeping bag with u in elev., pull it out as u enter and b4 taking a nap, ask someone to wake you up after nth floor.
> take an extra (heavely stinnking) socks/shorts with u, take it off in the elev. and put it on the hand rest. and forget it.
> take a deadly snake with u, and drop it in the elevator and and use another elev. to go down ...
2006-09-29 15:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by Digitally Й!Й 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start B boxing really low then get louder and louder.
Ask some one if you can borrow $20 so you can go buy a hooker... tell them you don't want to use you Credit card cuz your wife handles the finances in your home.
Or start smiling and tell people your spouse let you out today.
2006-09-29 14:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Swat your hands on your arms & legs, like you're brushing something off and mutter, "Snakes, snakes, I see snakes..."
My friend used to seriously do this on the public bus to make sure nobody sat next to her!
2006-09-29 15:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by Grá 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 5 and 8 are great! i am seriously going to do some of these. lol.
*Start acting like you're hearing voices in your head, and go psychotic...
2006-09-29 14:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by nikkicomstock_69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump up and down excitedly and say, "OOH! I love these video games!" Then push all the buttons, and act disappointed when you don't win.
2006-09-29 14:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many years are you planning to be in the elevator??
2006-09-29 14:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by alfonso 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11) let out a painfully long fart and act like nothing happend and listen to the reactions.
2006-09-29 14:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋