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2006-09-29 07:07:09 · 13 answers · asked by this girl 1 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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2006-09-29 07:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by veryberry 3 · 1 0

Why don't you watch "when the levees broke" by spike lee and trust me you will realize that there are other people that have worse problems than you. Watch the news, you'll be shocked at what human beings are capable of and thankful that you aren't the one with a huge tree on your car, or a son missing or kidnapped or homeless person being beat up for fun etc. Be thankful for what you have - that should be enough to cheer you up.

2006-09-29 14:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by Sasha 3 · 0 0

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds, AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . .

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

2006-09-29 14:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Douglass P 2 · 0 0

It's OK to be bummed every once in a while - "If winter is here, can spring be far behind?"
Also, "The darkest hour of the night is the one right before daybreak."
Hopefully, happier times are ahead - stay courageous!

2006-09-29 14:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

I'm sorry you're bummed, Monty. I'm a little depressed today myself, but I'm choosing to try and smile anyway. We're not dead yet & we may be a little shaky, but we're alive and kicking & that's a good place to start. Hope isn't lost yet.

2006-09-29 14:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0 0

Choose to smile and CHOOSE to think that everything will work out for the best and you may fell better. CEASE THE DAY!

It works for me! Happiness is a choice.

2006-09-29 14:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by Juju 1 · 0 0

Hi Monty, go to www.jibjab.com and join 1st of all! Then click on "This land is your land" and "Big Box Mart"! XOXO Moonpie F.Y.I. I'm in "Big Box Mart"! It's a fun web-site that lets you interact, give it a try!

2006-09-29 14:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Metallicamoon 4 · 0 0

You have nothing to be bummed about!

Be glad you are not in Iraq or Somalia!

2006-09-29 14:14:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

psssssssssssssttttttttttt ! I thought you might enjoy this story...........................

AH! LOVELY SNOW!

December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our coffee and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got
to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: The sun has melted all of our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely
have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my rear on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like crazy. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go
anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Boy do I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the nasty stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Blasted snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of that white mess fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to use the bathroom. By the time I got undressed, went and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a
plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What? Is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she's lying.

December 24: 6" of snow. Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the guy who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his fingernails. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the
snowplow.

December 25: 20 more inches of the messy slop tonight. Snowed in! The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. Gee, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's wacky. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to
scream.

December 26: Still snowed in. Why in the world did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.

December 28: Warmed up to above - 0. Still snowed in. That woman is driving me crazy!!!!!

December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars. The wife went home to her mother. Another 9" predicted.

January 2: Weatherman says it's the warmest winter they have ever had, but looks like a cold streak is coming.

January 4: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they
keep giving me. Why am I tied to this bed?

2006-09-29 14:14:11 · answer #9 · answered by baptism_by_fire_2000 6 · 0 0

when I was kind of feeling low, and asked the same question some one gave me this site to go too. So I am sending it to you LOL.

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2006-09-29 14:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by mysticideas 6 · 0 0

Anyday above ground is a good day!!! Smile...

2006-09-29 14:14:50 · answer #11 · answered by flip103158 4 · 0 0

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