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1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
6. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
7. Answer their questions with questions.
8. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
9. Ask if they’ll accept your BP gas card.
10. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
11. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
12. Change your accent every three seconds.
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