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1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
6. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
7. Answer their questions with questions.
8. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
9. Ask if they’ll accept your BP gas card.
10. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
11. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
12. Change your accent every three seconds.
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2006-09-29 07:22:20 · 9 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
13. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
14. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
15. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
16. Imitate the order taker's voice.
17. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
18. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
19. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
I need one more to make it 20, the best one gets 10 points!
2006-09-29 07:22:49 · update #1
Tell him you're on the no carb diet, you'd like the pizza with no crust!
2006-09-29 07:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by onottopilot 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ever seen the commercial where the guys order delivery and ride to their house with the delivery guy because they needed a designated driver and then slam the door on him as soon as they walk in? LMAO! I want to try that sometime with our local Pizza Hut!
2006-09-30 00:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Kane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) ask the order taker if they have a waterproof crust, and can they deliver it to your pool.
2) Ask the order taker to repeat the order, and thens say " And then?" , " And then" a, " and then"
3)Pay the delivery driver in Loose Pennies, ans explain " hey it's money!"
2006-09-29 14:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
20. Ask the person who picks up the phone if he knows who will be delivering because you want the best looking one to take part in your pizza gang bang party!
2006-09-29 15:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them to shove another pizza in the same box for the same price.
2006-09-29 15:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by 1hogfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you want to meet them somewhere because your being followed.
Tell em you're looking for a dog face date and ask if his mom is available.
2006-09-29 14:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I paid the delivery guy with all quarters once. $11
I think they stopped delivering to us after that.
2006-09-29 15:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask them if they do a vegetarian meatfeast
2006-09-29 15:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by StaceyMayBrown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
happy
2006-09-29 14:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋