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Entertainment & Music - 2 October 2006

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He rocks .... so does Green Lantern ..... what about you???

2006-10-02 23:59:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got this from Animal Crossing for the DS.

2006-10-02 23:57:21 · 5 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Other - Entertainment

NO!!!!!

2006-10-02 23:55:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm going to go with an underdog and say Robbie Williams. What was your pick?

2006-10-02 23:55:20 · 2 answers · asked by L.A. Scene 3 in Music

2006-10-02 23:54:27 · 13 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

If you could be on any game show what would it be?????

2006-10-02 23:52:56 · 20 answers · asked by MOUTHY 2 in Television

YUCK!!!! i hate moldy foods.

2006-10-02 23:52:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please give the list i'm interested in collecting movies of recent years.
if possible provide the list where can i get the DVD also

2006-10-02 23:51:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Just interested to know what people think, my favourites would have to be Kate Bush and Annie Lennox

2006-10-02 23:50:21 · 15 answers · asked by bumbleboi 6 in Music

What does everyone think of season 2 so far? What made Sucre do that? Is Agent Malone (that FBI guy with the drug problem) in on the conspiracy or is he just a flawed character going after 8 crinimals who broke out of jail? It's starting to look like he might have been given orders to just see to it that they are all killed. It appears if the kid had actually gone to the right house, they would've killed all of them. This show is almost as good as 24 in my book. Thoughts?

2006-10-02 23:50:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

There once was a boy named Joey...

2006-10-02 23:45:34 · 10 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I love that show, and I hate that I can't seem to find the new season

2006-10-02 23:43:30 · 1 answers · asked by ? 4 in Television

If so what do you enjoy most?

2006-10-02 23:43:11 · 11 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

I always liked Jack Benny. He was the master. Today I would say Jerry Seinfeld. Both of them were great.

2006-10-02 23:39:24 · 26 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Comics & Animation

(Hopefully there is not a buffet table nearby...)

2006-10-02 23:38:53 · 12 answers · asked by L.A. Scene 3 in Celebrities

ONE: :
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

TWO:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

THREE:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

FOUR:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

FIVE:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

SIX:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

SEVEN: :
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

EIGHT: :
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

NINE: :
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

TEN: :
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

2006-10-02 23:34:08 · 13 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

1- actor
2- actress
3- singer
4- model
5- movie
6- TV show

2006-10-02 23:33:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-02 23:33:02 · 19 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

She delivered recently and got J lo's mansion

2006-10-02 23:32:51 · 13 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Celebrities

That is the goal of most fitness buffs.

2006-10-02 23:30:39 · 23 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 23:29:39 · 3 answers · asked by Vincent Valentine 1 in Comics & Animation

Do we need to get permission?

2006-10-02 23:29:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Will ignoring something make it go away any faster than just confronting it?

2006-10-02 23:26:03 · 31 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mr.Anderson

2006-10-02 23:25:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like the maltesers one where she doesnt feel naughty so flashes a co-worker, and also the nutrigrain one with the nanna who sees pixies lol! i hate pitctur loan company and also cillit bang-why does he shout like that,the nutter!

2006-10-02 23:25:04 · 17 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Television

2006-10-02 23:24:18 · 24 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 23:22:59 · 31 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

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