Finish this limerick...?

Question

There once was a boy named Joey...

Answer 1

there once was a boy named joey
who married a girl named chloe
they fought every night
and it was a big fright
especially to his girlfriend zoey?

be nice, there are only so many things you can do with the name joey!

Answer 2

There once was a boy named Joey...
Who had A girlfriend named chloe
Who was a lowe
lol

Answer 3

There once was a boy named Joey,
Who was a huge fan of David Bowie,
A "Labyrinth" was his home,
By "Ziggy Stardust" he liked to be known,
Cos he thought "Duke of Earl" was too showy!!

There once was a boy named Joey,
He was happy when outside it was snowy,
Sledging down hill to the bottom,
He found his old sledge had gone rotten,
And oh boy did his bum cheeks turn glowy!!

Answer 4

There once was boy named Joey,
Grew up and had a thing for playing the pokies,
He liked to gamble with life,
Hence his bloody wife.
He thought his life went well,
So he was shocked when he went straight to hell.
Just for being a complete and utter barst*rd.

:)

Answer 5

'Bring Out The Gimp' by Andrew Trowbridge
There once was a boy named Joey,
On Blue Peter he once got to go-ey,
His dress sense was cacky,
Cos he grew up a spacky,
So they held him a Bring-and-Buy Show-ey!


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Ramesh
The Human Search Engine
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Answer 6

There was once a boy named Joey
Who started to get a bit toey
He went outside behind the shack,
pulled down his pants to give himself a whack
Then he started to blow-y

Answer 7

There was once a boy name Joey......
who lives in a town called Chloe...
who liked to Bogey......, and liked to woogey....
and had a big brown doggy.......
he always liked to have a snoggie
with his girlfriend who was a big fat hottie
whose bum couldn't fit on the potty
no wonder he could not win the lottery! :)

Answer 8

There once was a boy named Joey,
Whose dinnertime bread was all doughy.
Thought he, "I'll give it a pass",
As he lifted his glass,
And made a toast quite showy

Answer 9

There once was a boy named Joey
who lived in a place that was snowy
he slipped on the ice
which wasn't very nice
and he stubbed his big toe -y

Answer 10

...who is now called as veggy...