Entertainment & Music - 2 October 2006

Can you come up with a question so dumb or so stupid that it doesn't need a punch line? That the question is the joke itself?

Stephen Wright is a master at this.

You guys got any to add here?

2006-10-02 19:06:40 · 3 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-02 19:05:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'I told you he was stupid.

2006-10-02 19:03:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

prep, jock, cheerleader, nerd, stoner, loner, etc. etc.

2006-10-02 19:02:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm kinda scared

2006-10-02 19:01:50 · 15 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Polls & Surveys

What toy, book or something simular...did you want so bad...but never got? I didn't want any special really, but man when I was 10 and my youngest brother was born...I had me a real baby doll...=)

Thanks to all that answer...=)
~PEACE~

2006-10-02 19:01:19 · 10 answers · asked by no_doubt! 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know he was selling T-shirts to raise $ to save his house from foreclosure, and with this sex-tape scandal (which of course is no coincidence) can we assume he's still trying to raise the money or has he already lost it?

2006-10-02 18:59:33 · 3 answers · asked by mamabunny 4 in Celebrities

a teen age kid goes up to his dad and asks 'em if he would buy him a car, the dad replys" can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid says "no". the dad says "well theres your answer".
the next day the kid asks his dad if he would play ball with him, once again his dad replys "can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid says no and walks away.
the next day comes and they're sitting at the table eating breakfast. the kid asks his dad to pass him the salt, the dad says "can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid grins and says "yes, it does", so his dad says to him "well then go f*ck yourself"


please dont shoot the messanger

2006-10-02 18:58:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

they make me go "awwwwww"

2006-10-02 18:57:04 · 9 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Movies

2006-10-02 18:53:35 · 4 answers · asked by mia 3 in Television

2006-10-02 18:53:21 · 1 answers · asked by m_harvery 3 in Music

And "A Love Song for Bobby Long"

2006-10-02 18:53:20 · 8 answers · asked by erotni 2 in Music

On E! True Hollywood Story of Scarface they said that they had proposed that (keep the movie the same, only change soundtrack)to director Brian De Palma but he was against it.

What would you do if the decision was yours?

2006-10-02 18:52:38 · 7 answers · asked by mamabunny 4 in Movies

2006-10-02 18:52:34 · 19 answers · asked by rosbif 6 in Television

I was told she was singing what they thought was Total Eclipse of the heart, but with a younger woman. Who was this? What show was this? when was this? :D i'd be very appreciative of anyone who can give me details

Also--I don't care if you 'don't know'. If you don't know, don't answer the question.

2006-10-02 18:52:30 · 1 answers · asked by Wilochka 4 in Television

seeing as how october is all of 3 days old

im guessing they all fall along the lines of:

"oh im definitely aware of breasts!"
"if any girls need help examining their breasts, i'm willing to do this"
"mmm, boobies, yay"

but i won't make a joke, because i have that much class. ok, that and because i'm sure all the decent ones have been taken

(seriously though, stop donating money and start donating education, make sure all the women in your life that you adore and worship get yearly mammograms every year if they are over 40, and self exam monthly if they are past 25)

2006-10-02 18:51:56 · 12 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1 in Polls & Surveys

hello can u help me with the title of this song

this is the chorus

if ever your in my arms again, this time I love you much better
if ever your in my arms again, this time I hold you forever

this time it will never end....


that's it! (it's an old song) but I really like it!

any help will be appreciated

2006-10-02 18:51:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Song Title: It's you again

Last week, I saw you with her
You looked so happy,
i felt so more than sure
that it was over
with me and you

(Hook)
it happened so fast, what could i've done,
the chance i had was none, then you showed up at my door,
i don't want you anymore.

(Chorus)
Doorbell rings, when i answer it, you are there
Your at the door again.
Wind chimes blowing, Outside it's snowing,
Candy and flowers in your hand.
It's you again.

(Bridge)
It's not gonna work this time, no, no(on last no keep it going for at least 5 sec.)

I was at the store on friday afternoon,
I saw you there, thought it was to soon,
Talking 'bout the mistakes we made,
we got together too late

(Hook)

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

Maybe Lovin' you still....

2006-10-02 18:50:46 · 15 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Music

2006-10-02 18:50:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's your favorite? I want to watch a couple more anime series all the way through, but I'm not sure which ones I should go for. What do you recommend?

I've already seen Trigun and Cowboy Bebop.

2006-10-02 18:49:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Any critiques on the new album?

2006-10-02 18:48:47 · 5 answers · asked by bella 2 in Music

Pick up line you ever got...and share if you like...Also If you have used a pick up line...what is your best one..?

Thanks to all that answer...=)
~PEACE~

2006-10-02 18:48:04 · 11 answers · asked by no_doubt! 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would you have chosen differently?

2006-10-02 18:47:42 · 5 answers · asked by grey 3 in Television

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

2006-10-02 18:47:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

The Earth Is Full -- Go Home

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to Me

Honk If Anything Falls Off

Post any that you have. I will give 10 pts to the funniest one.

2006-10-02 18:45:30 · 19 answers · asked by momoftwo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It seems now a days though, apologies just don't matter. So what are they good for? Should we just do away with them?

2006-10-02 18:44:57 · 6 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Original, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, or Enterprise?

2006-10-02 18:44:16 · 18 answers · asked by MojoFace 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 18:43:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-02 18:43:16 · 6 answers · asked by crazyjen 2 in Polls & Surveys

yahoo front page has all these stories on it

2006-10-02 18:42:46 · 8 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1 in Polls & Surveys