Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
2006-10-02 18:47:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sharp......cute one man.........lol......4.8 out of 5......
2006-10-02 19:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a guy who had a pair of ultra-shiny Italian handcrafted shoes worth about $10,000. They were so shiny that you could see your reflection in it. One day, a friend invited him to a ballroom dance party. He was excited because he could show off his expensive Italian shoes. At the ballroom, he danced with the first girl he laid his eyes on. “You are wearing red underwear, am I right?” “How did you know,” the girl asked, amazed. “See my shoes? They’re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!” He danced with another girl. “I know you are wearing yellow thongs, am I right?” “How did you know,” the girl asked. “See my shoes? They’re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!” He asked another girl to dance, but this time he got worried because he wasn’t sure what he saw in the reflection, so he asked the girl: “You aren’t wearing any underwear, are you?” The girl was amazed. “How did you know that I wasn’t wearing any underwear?!” With her reaction, the guy felt very relieved. “I got worried a bit there because I thought I saw a crack in my Italian handcrafted shoes!”
2006-10-03 02:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart kids.
2006-10-03 06:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha dats a funny one!!
2006-10-03 02:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, that was a good one.
2006-10-03 01:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute.
2006-10-03 01:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-03 01:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-03 03:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny
2006-10-03 02:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. And true, so true.
2006-10-03 02:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh!Thanks that was cool.
2006-10-03 02:08:31 · answer #11 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋