a teen age kid goes up to his dad and asks 'em if he would buy him a car, the dad replys" can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid says "no". the dad says "well theres your answer".
the next day the kid asks his dad if he would play ball with him, once again his dad replys "can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid says no and walks away.
the next day comes and they're sitting at the table eating breakfast. the kid asks his dad to pass him the salt, the dad says "can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid grins and says "yes, it does", so his dad says to him "well then go f*ck yourself"
please dont shoot the messanger
2006-10-02 18:58:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hardy har har...thats purrrty funny.
2006-10-02 19:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm trying to visualize it, first it has to be erect, so then it has to go over his head, and down his back. Even if you take the short cut and go down under and up, it's still impossible. I've seen acrobats s*ck themselves, but never seen anyone f*ck themselves.
2006-10-03 02:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe now the kid learned his lesson...dont ever ask a worthless dad...and next time ask him the same question...
its not funny!!!
2006-10-03 02:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have given the answer>> a tasteless joke.
2006-10-03 11:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny to me, maybe teaching a kid such bad language. i know its a joke
2006-10-03 02:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!! lol but a little mean
2006-10-03 02:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Shana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao "don't shoot the messenger" I like that
2006-10-03 03:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!!
2006-10-03 02:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-10-03 02:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by mia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not at all funny
2006-10-03 03:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋