20 Types of People You Meet in the Men's room
1. Excitable - Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not
3. Cross-eyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
2006-09-28
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