20 Types of People You Meet in the Men's room
1. Excitable - Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not
3. Cross-eyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
2006-09-28 04:17:59 · 4 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick like basball bat.
2006-09-28 04:18:08 · update #1
crap after reading through these again, now I have to pee.
2006-09-28 04:24:07 · update #2
SASHA -
Of cource, hey what d oyou think I'm doing behind this fence anyway?
2006-09-28 05:00:48 · update #3
Easy!
Stupid - Stands in front of the urinal and pisses in pants.
Wise - Thinks and talks in speeches to other pissers how thankful we should be for being able to piss, and how beautiful that we human beings are made, and pisses in his own pants. Yeah, wise-guys.
Greedy - Knocks all the other pissers off, stands in front of the urinal row and pisses on them left to right and vice-versa, just to occupy all of the urinals.
Pain-in-the-*double's's* - They go to sh!t first, duh.
Shopping maniacs - Points at you dick and goes :"Where did you GET that???!"
Haha! I didn't know I could come up with THAT!! Whew, my dad's using another com beside me and glancing here from time to time. So ciao!
2006-09-28 04:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Cherant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-28 12:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that's hilarious! Do guys actually do stuff like that?!
2006-09-28 11:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny! wonder what my man is...
2006-09-28 11:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Aquamarine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋