Entertainment & Music - 28 September 2006

A dustman knocks on a japenese mans door , The jap says "Harro, wot you want"? Dustman asks "Wheres ya dustbin?".."I dust bin on loo!" says jap, "No,no mate,wheres ur wheelie bin ?" "Hokay, i wheelie bin havin a *ank!"...

2006-09-28 00:30:23 · 23 answers · asked by marie c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Keep blooming!! ^_^

2006-09-28 00:29:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 00:29:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

britney spears , christina aguilera , evancence , eminem ,tatu , linkin park , enrique ----> who is your favorite singer

2006-09-28 00:29:42 · 10 answers · asked by kourosh 1 in Music

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2006-09-28 00:29:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hate __________in the Morning??

2006-09-28 00:28:56 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had a friend tell me he was gay. I was the first one that he told. And yes I kept the secret. He has told everyone now. So it's no longer a secret.

2006-09-28 00:28:26 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 00:27:21 · 19 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

I love__________in the Morning..??

2006-09-28 00:27:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the ability to breathe/live underwater (like mermaids ..)
or
ability to climb and jump through buildings (like spiderman)

^-^

2006-09-28 00:24:51 · 25 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

stupid reality shows, trl. 60 million hip hop, pop and r&b singers who suck! Whatever happened to good music....... not that mtv even PLAYS music! Remember the show unplugged? Now that was a show w/singers w/talent. They weren't hiding behind digital enhancement and they didn't need the flashy costumes to distract from the vocals.

2006-09-28 00:24:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-28 00:24:16 · 14 answers · asked by meghna_r_g 1 in Music

Does any1 else hate him! i cant belive he as brought that song out! He an old man he should crawl back under a rock!

2006-09-28 00:24:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

British Airways

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic."
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off."
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your
captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a
recorded message."

2006-09-28 00:24:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 00:24:01 · 11 answers · asked by kourosh 1 in Music

If you need help just ask, I am a pro at it...

2006-09-28 00:23:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-28 00:22:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 00:22:44 · 9 answers · asked by scouse_182fan 2 in Music

Delta Airlines

At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding
announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address
system saying,
"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board
from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.
Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570
would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our
carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank
You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."

2006-09-28 00:22:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 00:22:05 · 24 answers · asked by Tehbus 1 in Music

2 boys living next to each other chatting at the fence. 1st boy"Were do you get that watch?" 2nd boy. "Wait till your parents make love and then go in the room and ask. They will say yes just to get rid of you." 1st boy run into the room and asks " I want a watch?" "Sure" his dad says,"pull up a chair and watch!"

2006-09-28 00:20:47 · 2 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

At least 3...coz i am shocked..what he was 10 years back..now he is not even 0.5% of that

2006-09-28 00:18:16 · 16 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Music

$130.00

2006-09-28 00:18:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How does a bloke keep a woman screaming after climax.?
He wipes his willy on the curtains...

Why is it that a single woman dosent fart?
She dosent get an a$$hole till she gets married...

Female dwarf goes to the doctors sayiny her pu$$Y is sore...Doc looks and says "pass them scissors ," After snippin away for a few mins doc says is that better? Dwarf says "great what did you do? Doc says "just cut the top of your wellies"!!..

2006-09-28 00:17:02 · 27 answers · asked by marie c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

a trim , athletic puppet like me and a failed bloated 60`s film star like michael caine ?

2006-09-28 00:16:40 · 26 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Other - Entertainment

Please tell me what is your favorite newspaper or magazine and why

2006-09-28 00:16:06 · 26 answers · asked by Banderasa 1 in Magazines

Did the boy in the frosties advert commit suicide? or is this an urban myth?

2006-09-28 00:14:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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2006-09-28 00:14:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

crystal meth here.

2006-09-28 00:11:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i go for the subs.pistols were a bunch of wankers...

2006-09-28 00:09:57 · 24 answers · asked by the black crab 2 in Music