Entertainment & Music - 28 September 2006

1. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.


2. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


3. Don't worry.... it only seems kinky the first time.


4. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


5. A closed mouth gathers no foot.


6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


7. No one is listening until you fart

2006-09-28 01:32:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 01:32:39 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''
''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.

2006-09-28 01:30:56 · 19 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 01:30:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many aliens that do not speak perfect American can you name?

2006-09-28 01:30:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If you have a question for someone who gave an answer is it ok to email them? I have not done that yet unles invited to do so, but have often wonderd the answer to that one?

2006-09-28 01:29:41 · 12 answers · asked by Doug favors universal insurance! 3 in Polls & Surveys

A chap is on a bus when he feels a bump in the road. He asks the driver what it was. The driver replies that he ran over a cat. They go a bit further along and there is another bump. Again the man asks the driver what it was and the driver replies that he ran over a dog. A little further along there is two bumps. The guy again asks the driver what it was and the driver replies that he ran over a Pakistani. The guy replies that he felt two bumps. The drivers replies 'well, I had to go up the kerb to get him'.

2006-09-28 01:29:36 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 01:29:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me, I would want to be my wife's swimsuit for a day at the beach. How about you?

2006-09-28 01:28:44 · 4 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

yeahhhhhhhh cuz they really are all 4 so different... but if I had to send someone home out of thefour, it would have been Laura, she has made the exact same dress for every episode lol

2006-09-28 01:28:44 · 7 answers · asked by safarlsun33 4 in Television

My husband has asked me to post this question. He's curious as to what people would say.

Let me hear your suggestions and ideas!

2006-09-28 01:28:40 · 14 answers · asked by Disgruntled Biscuit 4 in Movies

2006-09-28 01:28:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 01:27:09 · 19 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious if anyone knows - he was such a tubbo not too long ago.

2006-09-28 01:26:54 · 17 answers · asked by Disgruntled Biscuit 4 in Celebrities

mine
hughGreaction
ichi
cluelessclara
retarded possum
charles w

2006-09-28 01:26:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im going to give you the punchline to my favourite joke. I want you to give me the question.....

2006-09-28 01:26:34 · 8 answers · asked by nice_use 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 01:24:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If so, when and where???

2006-09-28 01:24:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When watching tv...

2006-09-28 01:23:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in my opinion sean connery for sure.no dubte.

2006-09-28 01:23:23 · 19 answers · asked by mazdinsa_1980 1 in Movies

♥brb.......

2006-09-28 01:23:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 01:22:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm stuck at work.... just hoping someone else is doing something a little more exciting .....have a great day everyone!

2006-09-28 01:22:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends"

2006-09-28 01:20:32 · 19 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I really need to find a good joke shop

2006-09-28 01:20:07 · 3 answers · asked by GeekNTraining 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 01:19:57 · 15 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why does the father and son and the sons wife and his mother look the same?

2006-09-28 01:19:50 · 8 answers · asked by rissienr 2 in Movies

2006-09-28 01:19:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I once printed Business Cards for a Lady Named Gaye Barr lol
and
I Heard a Radio DJ say he used to Have a Coach Named Coach **** lol

2006-09-28 01:18:59 · 10 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 01:18:55 · 22 answers · asked by anonymous 1 in Movies