A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''
''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.
2006-09-28 01:30:56 · 19 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats the best one I've heard today!
2006-09-28 01:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes in a motor vehicle, crash it over a bridge and right into a lake they cant decide a thank you to get out and have become worried, then between the blondes says: we would desire to consistently close the window, my hairs getting moist haha not as stable as yours or as wel advised because it became whilst i became advised it (i cant bear in strategies it precisely) yet particularly humorous!
2016-10-18 03:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by carrera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-09-28 01:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde in a car? NO, EL Big ed in the boot!!
2006-09-28 01:58:53 · answer #4 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow is that ever funny, I have never heard that one before, I think that is the best blonde joke I have ever heard, thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-28 03:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
252 points
2006-09-28 01:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all us blondes r stupid u know!! although i did put a dvd in my cd player the other day and wondered why it was coming on the tv!!!
2006-09-28 01:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by jemz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor Things! LOL.
That's funny !
Have a good day!
2006-09-28 05:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-28 03:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so how do you pick the best answer for telling jokes?
2006-09-28 03:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by Regine R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋