A chap is on a bus when he feels a bump in the road. He asks the driver what it was. The driver replies that he ran over a cat. They go a bit further along and there is another bump. Again the man asks the driver what it was and the driver replies that he ran over a dog. A little further along there is two bumps. The guy again asks the driver what it was and the driver replies that he ran over a Pakistani. The guy replies that he felt two bumps. The drivers replies 'well, I had to go up the kerb to get him'.
2006-09-28 01:29:36 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are sick and twisted. got anymore?
2006-09-28 01:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!
To the people who didn't find it funny - "Get a Life!"
This is the problem with the world - Not many people can laugh anymore.
Note: Survivor (Person who answered above me.) That's the point it would suit any countrymen even Blondes. That's why it's called a joke.... DAH!
2006-09-28 02:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by CityGirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-09-28 01:31:41 · answer #3 · answered by Simon E 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I laughed and I am not offended, I am not racist either, I have just phoned a Pakistani friend of mine and told her the joke. She laughed her a s s off, I guess some of us have more of a sense of humour than others. lol
2006-09-28 01:43:09 · answer #4 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good, though I have sympathy for the victimised - perhaps it should have been an American or Englishman - the former deserve it while the latter don't mind laughing at themselves.
2006-09-28 06:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the question was "What do you think of this joke?" The answer is "Nasty, not funny in the least. Change the man who was run over to an American or Englishman etc. and see how funny you think it is then!!!!!
2006-09-28 02:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is really really bad look its just not funny to make jokes about running over cats and dogs ok. LOL ;-)
2006-09-28 01:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by Georgie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry - tried not to be offended, but ultimately, had to be. The only point of humour here relies on the construct of a racist driver, and while I like to convince myself I have a good sense of humour, that's just not funny to me.
2006-09-28 01:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ok I laughed on that one :) It wouldve been just as funny saying any person was up on the curve. Not just Pakistani.. but its good.
2006-09-28 01:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by yournotalone 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
would be funnier if it were an Indian bus driver
2006-09-28 02:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.....providing youre not telling it to a Pakistani!
2006-09-28 01:31:33 · answer #11 · answered by jackie t 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋