A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely **** my pants."
2006-09-28 04:19:46 · 12 answers · asked by hensonseanmike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao
2006-09-28 04:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by tharedhead ((debajo del ombú)) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did you get it ?
if u can get some more of that crazy joke
please tell me
nice joke by the way
2006-09-28 04:43:14 · answer #2 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha dats funny
2006-09-28 04:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go ahead,make sure u have pad or panpas
2006-09-28 10:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv luv luv it.
2006-09-28 04:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah ur so crazy!
2006-09-28 04:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by His 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one!!!!! ha ha
2006-09-28 04:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!!! THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN A FART IN CHURCH!
2006-09-28 04:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Leesa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha :)
2006-09-28 04:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hekhek..lol! ^_^
2006-09-28 04:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by aNgeLa_kriz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋