The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfectorder. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like this before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, whatcame over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, little Johny spoke up and said,"Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."
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The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion and his pistol too." Very good says the teacher.Little Johnny raised his hand, and after being called on
said,
"Down at our house we make home-brew, drink till twelve, and piss till two"
2006-09-15
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