Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

But saying that they have to touch it to lift it up,
They say you should put the lid down before you flush,because tiny particles of bacteria and poo go into the apmosphere,nice thought lol
Maybe they are just lazy

2006-09-15 21:53:22 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been told that it was made on an island

2006-09-15 21:52:34 · 9 answers · asked by Janet C 1 in Comics & Animation

A. awake in bed naked with a fugly girl/guy after a heavy night partying?

B. having two old chicks/guys hitting on you in a bar crowded with people??

C. walking in on your boss when he/she is jerking off?

D. being caught having sex by your grandmother??

must choose one with reasons...

i know... its stupid.. i admit it.... but hey... im bored at work...

2006-09-15 21:47:44 · 13 answers · asked by jaz o 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can listening to classical music make you smarter, or is that just a complete fabrication made to encourage the youth of the world to listen to more cultured music? With your response, please put down what music you listen to as well.

2006-09-15 21:45:06 · 15 answers · asked by jilligrasshopper 2 in Music

2006-09-15 21:44:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 21:40:31 · 3 answers · asked by ♥♥Kuluma♥♥ 1 in Other - Entertainment

the epic story of the south,the war between the states.Movie

2006-09-15 21:39:27 · 9 answers · asked by fredadover 2 in Movies

I want to buy latest music VCD's , tell me the shop's name & address

2006-09-15 21:38:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Would someone explain to me why Archer does not go up to see Ellen in the ending of "The Age of Innocence"? Is it because Archer's son told him that his mother said, on her deathbed, that she asked Archer to give up the one thing he cared most about and that Archer did. Archer told his son that she never asked him. I think it was May reaching out from the grave to , once again, make Archer feel guilty and smother the last bit of independent feeling and thought out of Archer. What do you think? I really thought May was a monster disguised as the innocent, adoring wife and representative of the manners and mores of the age. The ending left me so upset. Why didn't Archer go up to finally be with Ellen?

2006-09-15 21:36:49 · 2 answers · asked by Margo 3 in Movies

the epic story of the south,the war between the states.Movie

2006-09-15 21:35:14 · 11 answers · asked by fredadover 2 in Movies

i know only the first 5 words of it ....it's "hey what u wan't baebe"....plz tell me quickly!

2006-09-15 21:33:59 · 10 answers · asked by googly 3 in Music

2006-09-15 21:33:24 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

LOL & Be Good...=)

2006-09-15 21:33:10 · 14 answers · asked by feva 3 in Polls & Surveys

My Avatar needs a change of clothes for this day of SEPTEMBER 16th, I have a number in my head and the person who answer is that number I am going to wear! Blue

Please choose

My new Haircut
My new Hair color
My new "colored" contacts
My New Outfit!
My New Extras animals,eyewear, scarves, etc.
My new Background

2006-09-15 21:31:35 · 8 answers · asked by E.F. Landeros 3 in Polls & Surveys

When it comes to dialogue-delivery, nobody's more famous than Mr. Bachchan. Each one of his movies has its own memorable Bachchan punch. Describe your favorite dialogue.

My favorite (Deewar):

"Haan main SIGN karoonga, lekin main akele SIGN nahin karoonga. Jao pahle us aadmi ka sign leke aao, jisne mere baap se SIGN liya tha, pahle us aadmi ka SIGN leke aao, jisne meri maa ko gaali deke naukri se nikal diya tha, pahle us aadmi ka SIGN leke aao, jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya, ke mera baap chor hai, uske baad mere bhai tum jiss kagaz par kahoge, main uspe SIGN karne ko taiyyar hoon."

Needless to say, I'm trying to get a broad sample of Mr. Bachchan's best dialogues.

2006-09-15 21:31:07 · 2 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Movies

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If

2006-09-15 21:26:36 · 14 answers · asked by gots_mad_paper 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-15 21:25:22 · 9 answers · asked by Patches 4 in Music

Just curious since hanson have developed as musicians do u find urself liking them more less or overall new opinion all together.
See my husband hated them but now likes there new music! Has anyone else had the same transformation on there views of the three, blonde boys.

2006-09-15 21:19:28 · 8 answers · asked by tanya 2 in Music

He pays $500 & clinic guy tells him
"In the next room is a running track, a hot babe & if you catch her, you can f#%K her!"
The guy enters the room to find just that!
Babe asks " R u here to loose weight?"
Fat guy replies " Yeah, & if I catch ya , I'm gonna f#%K ya!"
so around & around they went till the fat guy was exhausted.

"I'll come back tomorrow"

2nd day he pays $1000, clinic guy says
"Same deal dude,You catch her, you f#%k her!"
Guy enters the room to find an even hotter babe!
"R u here to loose weight?"
Fat guy replies "Yeah, & if I catch ya , I'm gonna f#%K ya!"
so around they go but fat boy still can't catch her

"I'll come back tomorrow"

3rd day, fat guy tells clinic guy
"I'm not losing much weight!"
Clinic guy says "Oh, you will today, I guarantee it!"
He pays $2000 & enters the room to find a HUGE ex convict!

Fat boy asks "R u here to loose weight???"

To which the convict replies

"YEAH, & if I catch ya, I'M REALLY GONNA F#%K YA!"

2006-09-15 21:18:14 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

right now i like Blasphemous Rumours..but it changes.

2006-09-15 21:15:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If when there is global warming, the ice caps and things melt, wont it take up less space, because ice takes up less space when it has melted!

It doesn't make sense that waters will rise when this happens, does it!

Maybe it's just me but i think they're wrong

I wasn't sure where to put this question, so forgive me!

2006-09-15 21:15:30 · 5 answers · asked by jobe j 2 in Movies

is if no attempt is made to succeed...

this is from a kids cartoon!

When did cartoons become so wise/profound?

2006-09-15 21:15:22 · 6 answers · asked by Mac 2 in Television

2006-09-15 21:14:24 · 10 answers · asked by C T 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-15 21:13:58 · 10 answers · asked by monkey 5 in Polls & Surveys

im thinking of a song done in the 90s female artist and i think it had something to do with the eurovision song contest(not sure!) and it has lryics #absolutely everybody in the whole wide world or something like that ive been on limewire and put that lyric in and no results plz help

2006-09-15 21:13:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A woman with a deformity in her boobs went to buy a bra.The sales girl at the shop noticed that one of her boobs was much longer than the other.The girl asked the woman about it.The woman told that her husband wont sleep without her nipple in his mouth due to which her boob was like this.The girl replied that it was strange and told that even her husband does that even then she dint have such a deformity.The woman replied that her husband's bed and her bed was far apart!!!!!!!

2006-09-15 21:10:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm talking about cheek dimples.

2006-09-15 21:10:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ohh im sh!t scared of heights !....lol...
i feel dizzy if i look down even from the 10th floor of a bldg....


hehe....wht abt u ??

2006-09-15 21:09:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner plans for Saturday night. Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through 20 minutes without either throwing up or using the bathroom.

After several hours of this, he is able to stop throwing up, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again.

So they meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute ride). They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without interruption, but he has to go back again during the entrees. They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look like complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh crap," he thinks (and feels). Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan pants (a) start to smell, or (b) start to show stains on the outside.

He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap. "Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at last week?" he asks. "No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies. They go into the Gap. Fortunately, at the Gap, men's fashions are on the right, women's fashions are on the left.

They split up. Our hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the khakis. After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current outfit, he brings both items to the register.

His eyes are on his date (still on the other side of the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants." What?" asks the Gap girl. "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.) Gap girl: "Oh, OK." He pays for the pants and walks over to his date, then they leave the store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out... just the sweater.

2006-09-15 21:09:30 · 7 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Jokes & Riddles

His name is Michael Lovesmith. Does anyone remember him? Do you know where to write him now? We've lost contact.

2006-09-15 21:07:02 · 1 answers · asked by classyjazzcreations 5 in Music