People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
2006-09-15 21:26:36 · 14 answers · asked by gots_mad_paper 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-15 21:27:12 · update #1
CONTINUEATION:
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
2006-09-15 21:29:53 · update #2
ight F*CK YALL I NEVA SAID I MADE UP DA JOKE......AND KITTY CAT IF U EINT GOT NUTTIN NICE 2 SAY DONT SAY NUFFIN AT ALL.......U STINK LIKE A KITTY KAT...F*CKIN PUSSY
2006-09-16 09:01:05 · update #3
HAHAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHA
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2006-09-15 21:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's up with each and every of the Cleveland followers questioning and saying Brady Quinn is the "savior" for the Browns and could lead them to the "promised land?" What have the Browns finished that make you've faith they are headed to the large bowl? Or that Brady Quinn is an All-professional quarterback? What has he finished? i'm a Dallas fan, yet i'm useful, i trust Dallas will suck this three hundred and sixty 5 days, (as they did very last three hundred and sixty 5 days) and am not likely to fool myself into believing they are better than they are. this is alright to be prepared on a crew and prefer to root for them without believing they are going each and every of ways. i do not trust for a second that Dallas will bypass to the playoffs, now to not educate win there, yet i will nonetheless root for them each and every Sunday. again, what have the Browns and Brady Quinn finished contained in the perfect 2-5 years that makes each person imagine they are waiting to win an excellent bowl?
2016-11-27 01:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't this the most hilarious thing you ever seen?
What is it that's so hilarious when all i see is words instead of 'thang' (whatever he means)? Ain't i suppose to read it?
Okay, maybe you might say it's funny...But it couldn't be the MOST funny one because if it is, how bout other jokes who would make ppl laugh easily? What are they? The super funny jokes???
And ya, this is SO NOT the MOST hilarious 'THANG' i've ever SEEN.
2006-09-15 21:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Speaking in a monotone voice" yes it is funny" do i get my 10 points now. LOL
2006-09-15 21:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by dgrainger77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the most frustrating thang I eva heard is "God works in mysterious ways". Why, why, why? Why me? Why, why, why? "Because God works in mysterious ways."
2006-09-15 21:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was Adam Sandler's stand-up act......I guess it was GeorgeCarlin. But I did hear that somewhere you big fat poser. And get out of here with your 'cashcrate' bullsh*t.
2006-09-15 21:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oldies but goodies. and no tis not the most hilarious thing ive ever seen.
2006-09-15 21:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man did you really think that you were the only one who has ever heard this? stop saying GD so much it's sickening. can't you be original.it is exactly like George Carlin told it.copy cat.
2006-09-15 23:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ignore those above me! I like it, even though they are repeats they are still funny everytime I hear it!
2006-09-15 21:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Kendra B 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yeah i liked it...but sorry dude i hav read this b4...lol anyway...
2006-09-15 21:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by ??????? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah s s
2006-09-15 21:59:37 · answer #11 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋