Entertainment & Music - 11 September 2006

Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: No thank you. I discovered that alcohol is bad for my legs.

Man: Sorry to hear that. must have hurt. do they swell?

Woman: NO!!! they SPREAD!!!



Keep smiling everybody! Hope this makes you laugh or at least brightens your day! Comment, rate, etc.

2006-09-11 23:59:33 · 13 answers · asked by vaindoza 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Can be anyone........

2006-09-11 23:57:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"


lol......like it?

2006-09-11 23:56:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-11 23:54:59 · 8 answers · asked by Thebronx 5 in Polls & Surveys

New York was on it last time things are heating up whos gonna win. And why is ny mother coming back on the show? Damn she lost some weight. But she is still one nasty hoe

2006-09-11 23:54:48 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

2006-09-11 23:53:46 · 6 answers · asked by Demeer 007 4 in Music

I love RockStar SuperNova...but do you think that the band has the ability to have more than one album? I am behind on the episodes (due to I tape them and watch when I get a chance) and I have only heard 2 of their origanal songs, but I am not totally impressed as of yet.
What do you think??

2006-09-11 23:51:52 · 3 answers · asked by Em W. 4 in Music

the lyrics are:

Oh how hope has died
I am just feeding on white lies
And when the dawn breaks to the sky
I'll be the one to melt with time
How heaven hurts
Sometimes it sucks you dry and leaves you numb
And left for dumb
And where to run?
These tears have ran far enough to touch the sun
And I want it all...

Falling in two
I'm falling in two
We are lost in space without a trace
And it feels so cold
And it feels so cold
That I cannot pick myself up off the ground
And this trail of bones lingers on

No one wants to hear
No one wants to see a child they raised to be a failure
But for now, let me get this game straight
Let me strap on this fake face
You'll watch me win it all
Then watch me fall

2006-09-11 23:51:31 · 2 answers · asked by nudgedoink 1 in Music

big 80's nut

2006-09-11 23:50:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

You have to become/replace another person if you want to reach heaven after your death. Who would you want to be?

2006-09-11 23:49:15 · 6 answers · asked by Kelrec 4 in Polls & Surveys

One day,Jasmine put some green beans and some red beans into pan to stir fry it,after 20 minutes,the beans are seperated into 2 groups according to their colour,why it happen?

2006-09-11 23:45:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-11 23:43:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-11 23:42:48 · 5 answers · asked by ? 4 in Television

2006-09-11 23:39:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Reading numerous articles and posts from England bashing Beckham, I wonder how can a nation that loves football so much speak ill about the closest thing they ever had to a living image of those 3 lions on that proud flag? Beckham NEVER claimed he was the best, he never used his looks and status to somehow elevate his footballing skills. But without him England might not even have beaten Ecaudor this year, for certain not GREECE or did we all forget. Not Argentina.Or is that forgotten too 'Will ManUTD score? they always score' who supplied the corners during that magical night? No one receives so much blame for so little wrong as Beckham. Lose his temper once and the screaming last a year. While a little boy by the name of Wayne Rooney loses his temper and a certain Portugal winger is blamed instead. Rooney too might be a lion, and in skills he perhaps have already surpassed Beckham. But he will never bring that magic that glamour that soul to England for it is already in Madrid.

2006-09-11 23:39:21 · 11 answers · asked by jason t 1 in Celebrities

banana???

2006-09-11 23:39:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

friends on vacation???

my friends are and im soooo bored.....

2006-09-11 23:38:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i watched just a scence.that in the wedding two guy wanted to kiss eachother but eminem comes out from between them

2006-09-11 23:34:18 · 3 answers · asked by BRAVE HEART 1 in Music

2006-09-11 23:33:35 · 8 answers · asked by As I am 3 in Other - Entertainment

Please, no animals (horse carts etc.)! My dress is red and black and it's quite tight fitting so I need something practical. I don't want to arrive in a car, so the most original idea gets 10 points

2006-09-11 23:30:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I did in Moulin Rouge and the credits went on for at least five minutes. I was amazed at the amount of things that contribute towards the making of a film. In the case of Moulin Rouge the credits were mainly music and songs.

2006-09-11 23:29:26 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What did they use for cocaine in the movie scarface?

2006-09-11 23:28:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is your first reaction?

2006-09-11 23:28:24 · 21 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-11 23:25:51 · 4 answers · asked by Raju.K.M 5 in Other - Entertainment

I was told that the song was about something quite dirty but I can't work out what. Can anyone gimme a hand?

2006-09-11 23:25:26 · 7 answers · asked by Vanessa 3 in Music

♥I am literally five minutes away, so after dropping off my daughter and finding a parking space, etc, I'll see ya in 30 minutes at the most!♥yeah report me it ain't nothing new.... ;)

2006-09-11 23:24:40 · 29 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

my girlfriend can't understand why the goonies is such an 80's classic i told her that she's must be the only person i know who's over 20 who's never seen it.

2006-09-11 23:23:54 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-11 23:21:26 · 17 answers · asked by barrytapscott 1 in Music

2006-09-11 23:20:47 · 19 answers · asked by Toniko 1 in Comics & Animation

Are the 2 signs compatible as friends or in a relationship?

2006-09-11 23:19:50 · 9 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Horoscopes