There were two blondes walking down the
street and they spotted a compact.
They rushed over to see who it belonged to
so they could return it. The
first one opens it and says, "This person looks
familiar" The second one
says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend
and says, "Silly, that's me!"
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A blonde working in the coffin
industry was thinking of various
ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way
to do it would be to emulate the
success of the fashion store
across the street which had done
very well with it's new "Buy 1,
Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man
walks in. "I would like a coffin
for my father. But these coffins
are very expensive!" "Well, sir,
you'll be happy to know we have
a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The
customer left.
2006-09-11
22:49:25
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gogobanca
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