Quuickies #2...like them?

Question

There were two blondes walking down the
street and they spotted a compact.
They rushed over to see who it belonged to
so they could return it. The
first one opens it and says, "This person looks
familiar" The second one
says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend
and says, "Silly, that's me!"
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A blonde working in the coffin
industry was thinking of various
ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way
to do it would be to emulate the
success of the fashion store
across the street which had done
very well with it's new "Buy 1,
Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man
walks in. "I would like a coffin
for my father. But these coffins
are very expensive!" "Well, sir,
you'll be happy to know we have
a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The
customer left.

Answer 1

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."


A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!"

The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind.

The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"

Answer 2

Good

Answer 3

Really funny!! Keep'em coming!

Answer 4

good ones

Answer 5

HaHa!

Answer 6

ok

Answer 7

LOL. LOL.