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Entertainment & Music - 16 September 2006

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A guy comes to pick up his prom date and is sitting on the couch waiting for her to get ready...meanwhile 'Spot' the family dog comes to greet him and sits on his lap.....and while conversing with her parents, he has this uncontrollable urge to fart and while trying to hold it in, he decides to let it out one squeak at a time (and he does so) when he does his dates mother yells "Spot' get over here!(dog does not respond) meanwhile the guy is thinking "Cool, She thinks it's the dog! "...."maybe i will let another one rip", and so he does and then the mom yells "Spot, get your a.s.s over here!!"...once again the dog doesn't respond. So then the guy thinks to himself......"man I'm just gonna let it all rip since she thinks it is the dog!" ....So he lets it rip hard "FARRRRRRT" Then the mother screams at the dog "DAMMIT SPOT GET YOUR A.S.S OVER HERE BEFORE HE SHITS ON YA!!!"

2006-09-16 23:52:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Would you cheat on your partner if you had the chance to have sex with your favourite celebrity and get away with the crime???

2006-09-16 23:49:59 · 11 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 23:48:04 · 13 answers · asked by Steve 3 in Music

I love the Buccaneers!I love Football!I also love The Steelers and the Colts!We[The Bucs] play the Falcons,Vick is playing good and Simms is not,but we always play Atlanta good!I say Bucs 21-Atlanta 20,close game!

2006-09-16 23:43:41 · 12 answers · asked by Cherokee 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 23:42:19 · 10 answers · asked by ulysseangel 2 in Horoscopes

After our wedding this is my Hubby's first Birthday, so I want to give him a surprise (Not a surprise party) So plz Im looking for a unique Idea.Note: WE ARE MUSLIMS WE DONT DRINK!!!

2006-09-16 23:38:00 · 14 answers · asked by Ninno 1 in Other - Entertainment

I`m in love with woodwind instruments & what they can do for a song.
Some of my faves are:
- the oboe(?) in `Twist in my Sobriety~Tanita Tikaram
-the flute(?) in `Land Down Under`~Men @ Work
-the oboe/clarinet in `Everything Counts`~ Depeche Mode

Any other great songs with catchy woodwind bits?

2006-09-16 23:35:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Would you cheat on your partner?
Have you ever cheated on him/her?

2006-09-16 23:34:49 · 27 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys

One night, one Night, oooohh one night in heaven.

2006-09-16 23:34:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Whats the most common word you use???

Good day!! ^_^

2006-09-16 23:33:42 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1

my friends are starting a guitar band can i know a small,nice and unique name?

2006-09-16 23:31:39 · 32 answers · asked by angel 2 in Music

Is Long Legged Woman by Jerry Lee Lewis the rudest song ever?
He will not perform it now as he says its a sin.

2006-09-16 23:30:22 · 29 answers · asked by Tallboy 4 in Music

My Speeding Ticket material would have to be ....
Kid Rock - Bawitdaba
Busta Rymes - Touch It

2006-09-16 23:25:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

alright its kind of a rock song and a few of its lyrics are" i wanna hold you every minute of the night" and "her lips are poison" anyone know what im talking about

2006-09-16 23:22:53 · 16 answers · asked by marko 2 in Music

mexico tv series,which have 150 episodes

2006-09-16 23:22:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

For my studies i have to write an essay or short paragragh on the history of conductors, but i cant find any answers.Does anyone have a website or can tell me a bit?Like who first started conducting and when, ect.

:) thanks n have a great day!

2006-09-16 23:22:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"

2006-09-16 23:18:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you have friendster please add me as a friend:
pasaway_dba@yahoo.com

The reason is because me and my friends are in this contest and the one with the most friends at the end of the year wins.....you see, its almost the end of the year and i only have 43 friends. The others have already reached 100.....If you will add me, please answer yes with your user name and email address....please make it serious...thanks much!!!

2006-09-16 23:16:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-16 23:15:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the only thing I remember:
I first saw it in mid-80's or late-80's
it's about a boy who's mother was a dragon or was turm into a dragon.

2006-09-16 23:13:27 · 6 answers · asked by ladymanny 2 in Comics & Animation

iv heard that 1 of the pussycat dolls is a defo man, but sum ppl hav sed 2 others r aswel does any1 no which 1 2 or 3 are?

2006-09-16 23:11:31 · 8 answers · asked by .Baby.Boy.On.The.Way. 2 in Music

be brief or longwinded as you like. Nobody is listening.

2006-09-16 23:11:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is she like, real skinny and a bad role modol?

2006-09-16 23:10:58 · 10 answers · asked by Alana H 1 in Music

Do people ask you about........
1) The clothes you wear?
2) The way you comb your hair?
3) Why you like to dance?

2006-09-16 23:08:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

2006-09-16 23:07:38 · 18 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-16 23:07:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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