Is Long Legged Woman by Jerry Lee Lewis the rudest song ever?
He will not perform it now as he says its a sin.
2006-09-16 23:30:22 · 29 answers · asked by Tallboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Short People by Randy Newman
2006-09-16 23:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by albert 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's rude, sure, but far from the rudest ever...even way back in the day...check these titles out:
Work With Me Annie, Sexy Ways, Annie Had A Baby - all by Hank Ballard & the Midnighters...and the music is just as raunchy as the lyrics...
Sixty Minute Man - Billy Ward and His Dominoes
It Ain't The Meat (It's the Motion) - The Swallows (possibly the greatest double-entendre name ever...think about it)
Honey Love - The Drifters
All of those are R&B classics, and have to be heard to be believed...there are many, many more, but those are the ones that come to mind...
By the way, there's a song called "Bow Legged Woman," also...Bullmoose Jackson, I think it was...funny, that one sounds even ruder to me...
and fact is, at least the devil's music always has a great beat...
2006-09-16 23:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure I've heard ruder songs by Roy Chubby Brown, Kevin Bloody Wilson, and The Macc Lads.
I judge a songs rudeness by how frequently it gets sung by drunken oafs in rugby clubs.
I don't think I've ever heard a single Jerry Lee Lewis song re-canted in a rugby club.
2006-09-16 23:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by Swampy_Bogtrotter 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think that the rudest song ever is Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.
Not because of the language but because of the hole message itself.
«And I, get sick when I'm around,
I, can't stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
Everything about you, everything about you, everything about you!
Some say I've got a bad attitude,
but that don't change the way I feel about you,
and if you think this might be bringing me down,
look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown!»
2006-09-17 00:19:52 · answer #4 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought the rudest song ever was Uncle F*cka - American went to war over it.
I blame Canada.
2006-09-18 01:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard the Eminem Dis by ICP? That's pretty rude beyond compare
2006-09-16 23:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by cbr♥fox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about Wayne County and the Electric Chairs who wrote and sang the pleasant little ditty F*** Off
2006-09-16 23:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Useless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! We Want Some Pus*y by 2 Live Crew
2006-09-16 23:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by jog1118 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Artist: Metallica
Title: So What
SO FCKUING WHAT!!!.....
Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what? So what?
And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fckuing where
So what? So what? So what? So what, you boring little cnut?
Who cares?
Who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you?
Well I've fcuked a queen
I've fcuked fcuked
I've even sucked an old mans coc
So what? So what?
And I've fcuked a sheep
I've fcuked a goat
I rammed my coc right down his throat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fcuk?
Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
And who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you?
And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed on a pint of piss
So what? So what?
I've had skank
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little cnut?
Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you?
I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what? So what?
I've fcuked this
I've fcuked that
I've even fcuked a school girl's ****
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fcuk?
Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
And who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you?
So fcuking what!
2006-09-17 00:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by TRUEBRIT 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.. . you've obviously never heard the Bulgarian Police Chant as performed by the Leeds Orchestral Choir . . .
2006-09-19 12:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by Astra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋