I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
2006-09-16 23:07:38 · 18 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
2006-09-16 23:08:10 · update #1
three left hand turns equals one right hand turn
all of the events in your life was leading up to this very moment
why is it that we have no idea of where we are going but we are always in a hurry to get there and when we do arrive we don't enjoy it because we want to be some where else but we have no idea of where
2006-09-16 23:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by mr. Bob 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Here are some more 4 u:-
I am in shape.Round is a shape.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Stupidity got us into this mess ...
why can't it get us out?
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just
sit there.
2006-09-16 23:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
actual variety 4 is fake we developed from Chimps no longer monkeys and apes. If we developed from the two a form of then we'd have 2 different species of "human beings" working around. And we developed from in basic terms some Chimps no longer all of them so as that specie remains in life by using fact they nevertheless had chimps around whilst the different chimps developed. So extremely yeah that one i myself knew and theory approximately lol ?
2016-10-01 01:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this. Kudos to you for posting it. I am printing this to save.
Have a really nice Sunday, and I wish you a great new week!
2006-09-17 00:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought provoking certainly.
2006-09-16 23:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If god is everywhere and has all the answers why isn't he at the top of the yahoo leaderboard.
2006-09-16 23:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by malcy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
too funny
thanx for the laughs
2006-09-19 16:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great collection!! :)
2006-09-16 23:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't know if you wrote all these things for a joke or a riddle but they are all true..
2006-09-16 23:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a wonderful way to wake up this morning, a cup of coffee and your thoughts to ponder.they are very similar to my thoughts. very funny stuff. thanks!!
2006-09-16 23:14:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋