A woman with a deformity in her boobs went to buy a bra.The sales girl at the shop noticed that one of her boobs was much longer than the other.The girl asked the woman about it.The woman told that her husband wont sleep without her nipple in his mouth due to which her boob was like this.The girl replied that it was strange and told that even her husband does that even then she dint have such a deformity.The woman replied that her husband's bed and her bed was far apart!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 21:10:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So funny I almost laughed
2006-09-15 21:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gave me a chuckle. :)
How's this one?
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his
courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Um, Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the
guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks
over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says,
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do
you mean $200?"
2006-09-15 21:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A: What's the difference between a blonde's breasts and a tampon?
A: A tampon doesn't shrivel when wet.
Q: how are a blonde's breasts and my P.J.'s alike?
A: They both have a lable that says, "100% cotton
Q: how are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike?
A: Niether are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.
2006-09-15 21:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You definently need to work on that punch line. Maybe you could just say that his bed is in the next room, or downstairs even.
2006-09-15 21:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by dgrainger77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
2006-09-15 21:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by Pluck That Chicken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh naughty
2006-09-15 23:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-15 21:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's good but not very good
2006-09-15 22:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what in the blue hell was that?
2006-09-15 21:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by im_my_own_number_1fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't understand?
2006-09-15 21:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋