A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."
The bartender says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
2006-09-15 21:02:43 · 8 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny.
Let's get naughty, naughty down and dirty.
2006-09-15 22:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by middleshoes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 01:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny ! gimmi a kiss
2006-09-15 21:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Tim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaa cool fine
i may giv u more better
a man and a prostitut_e wer havin s_ex
the pros had his peni_s inside her mouth
she said--"giv me 1000 bucks or i will bite it"
he said---"giv me 50000 bucks or i will pis_sss in ur mouth"
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2006-09-15 21:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
yeah i told this sorry ♥
2006-09-16 02:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he, you naughty LOL
2006-09-15 21:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol another good one. you really done a great job sharing your joke
^_^ thanks again. keep it up
2006-09-15 22:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Good one!
2006-09-16 06:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋