The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfectorder. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like this before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, whatcame over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, little Johny spoke up and said,"Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."
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The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion and his pistol too." Very good says the teacher.Little Johnny raised his hand, and after being called on
said,
"Down at our house we make home-brew, drink till twelve, and piss till two"
2006-09-15 20:49:48 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thanks for tha laugh. a good way to end the day
^_^ keep it coming
2006-09-15 22:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are quite alright
Hadn't heard those ones before.........
I do know the "Little Johnny , Contagious" one though...
The teacher asked the class to do a homework assignment.
They had to make a sentence with the word Contagious in it.
Next day the teacher asks what they came up with.......
Sally said , My mommy has the flu and told me not to come near her as it is contagious. Good enough sally said the teacher.
Next was Little Johnny's turn.....
Last night , my old man come picked me up from school in his really fast camaro and driving home this bloke in a truck in front of us was going too slow so my old man floored it and passed him just missing the oncoming car. The truck had to swerve to avoid an accident and the truck rolled over and it was full of oranges. As my old man drove away laughing he said "It'll take that cuntages to pick all them up.......
2006-09-16 04:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000, and there is no way we can afford it. The next day his father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase.
So, he asked, “Son where are you going?”
Little Johnny told him, “I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait, because she was coming too. And I’ll be damn if I’m sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no means of transportation.
2006-09-16 03:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol... wow... I havent heard of these little johnny jokes actually! lol
2006-09-16 04:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I laughed, they are golden oldies. x
2006-09-16 04:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2006-09-16 06:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao..Pd..just lmao! thx for the laughs!
2006-09-16 04:16:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! great jokes! They don't seem old to me though. ^^
2006-09-16 04:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. They are funny! LOL.
2006-09-16 10:22:02 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
second one's better!
2006-09-16 03:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋