two unemployed men are bumming around town when man #1 says, ‘I’d really like a night on the booze, but I don’t think $2 is gonna stretch that far.'
man #2 replies, 'alright, I’ve got a plan. we start with buying a hotdog.'
man #1 asks quizzically, ‘and how is that going to help?'
man#2 replies, 'well, we get the hotdog and throw away the roll. then I’ll take the sausage and put it down my pants and we go to a bar. we order some drinks, and when the bartender asks for his money. I’ll pull down my zipper. you drop to your knees and act like you’re having a good time down there, and the barkeeper will throw us out, and we wont have to pay.'
man #1 agrees. so they go into a bar, order some drinks, and gulp them down
when the bartender says, 'that’ll be $8.50, 'man #2 drops his pants and pulls out the sausage. man #1 drops to his knees. the bartender immediately throws them out of his bar
the two then visit several more bars, pulling off the same trick. after the seventh bar man #1 finally says, 'buddy, we’ve gotta stop this. My knees are killing me!’
man #2 replies, ‘you think that’s bad, I lost the sausage after the third bar
2006-09-09
17:22:22
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