Entertainment & Music - 9 September 2006

a tourist dining in a five star restaurant noticed that the waiter had his thumb in every dish he served. when the chicken soup came out, the waiters thumb was resting in it, when the lamb casserole was brought to the table, the waiters thumb was in it, and when the hot apple pie for dessert was brought out, again, the waiters thumb was in it
‘what’s going on here?' demanded the tourist. you’ve had your thumb in every dish I’ve been brought. its disgusting.' the waiter said, ‘I have arthritis in my thumb and must keep it warm.
the tourist was furious. I don’t care, you filthy bastard, putting your thumb in my food. why don’t you stick it up your a-s-s!'
'I do,' replied the waiter. 'in the kitchen.'

2006-09-09 18:07:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.ferris.edu/news/jimcrow/caricature/more/silas.mp3

2006-09-09 18:07:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 18:06:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was my fav too :((

2006-09-09 18:06:37 · 22 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Other - Entertainment

Out of those shows which one would you say is the best and why...

I love Prison Break, Love 24 it's amazing, Lost is really good too, a little slow sometimes but i still think it's amazing, house i havn't seen yet but i have the first 2 seasons, that i got from uhh online lol... so what would you pick.

2006-09-09 18:06:14 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-09 18:05:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Something is really wrong with this picture. YOu think with all the money they make they can eat really good food and look healthy.

2006-09-09 18:04:57 · 9 answers · asked by empowered2008 3 in Celebrities

Celebrities....IYO, obviously. Pick however many you want.

2006-09-09 18:04:26 · 13 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

whoever the talking oven is, your threats will not work, i tried to keep this civil, but if it's yahoo answers war you want...

2006-09-09 18:04:18 · 12 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 18:03:53 · 4 answers · asked by JJD 1 in Television

"What what what what?
So blaze the weed up then!"

2006-09-09 18:03:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

there sure are some strange ones here.

2006-09-09 18:03:16 · 14 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 18:02:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-09 18:01:49 · 10 answers · asked by kaysalas08 1 in Music

Okay guys, I have always wondered this...

Would you prefer...

A girl who is 5'4 and weighs 90 pounds, has ribs sticking out, has no breasts, wears only the finest name brands, only likes "girly" things, and has a pale yellow complexion but is popular, mean, and stupid, not to mention goes through boyfriends faster than trends

OR

A girl who is 5'6", 150 pounds, has something on her chest, has a slight protruding gut (still can see feet), is not popular, has a nice tan complexion, plays video games and fishes, and loves Jordache, Mossimo, and other discount clothes but smart and sweet and dying for a boyfriend

So, which one, gentlemen? Girly, anorexic, and popular snob or sweet, plump, unpopular country girl?

I would prefer teenage boys to answer. (It's a survey to present to my teenage gal-pals who think they need to be skinnier :D)

2006-09-09 18:01:47 · 11 answers · asked by Leafy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Dies Irae - Dies Illa
Kyrie Eleison
Yitgadal V' Yitkadash
I saw the movie Rent and was wondering if anyone could tell me what this means it is bugging me so much. Although I am not a big fan of the song La Vie Boheme.

2006-09-09 18:01:27 · 5 answers · asked by Annie 2 in Movies

2006-09-09 18:01:05 · 2 answers · asked by blueyedblondi937 1 in Music

A travling entertainer enters a bar. He is a ventrilaquist so he takes out his dummy. He decides to start out w/ some blond jokes. All of a sudden, a blond lady stands up. Shes pissed off bad, and screams "Listen here you little f*cker!". The lady goes on a tirade about how ignorrant people who tell jokes like that are keeping blond women like her down in society. Taken aback, the man starts to apologise, but the blond interuppts him. She says "Im not talking to you! I'm talking to the little wooden bas*ard on your knee!"

haha lol! whatcha think? rate it out of 10. and give me a thumbs up or thumbs down! thx!

2006-09-09 18:00:45 · 21 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It's kinda pop from a few years ago

2006-09-09 18:00:24 · 7 answers · asked by ucd_grad_2005 4 in Music

I am, just wanted to know my competition, if any.

2006-09-09 18:00:00 · 8 answers · asked by DSPARKLE 4 in Television

2006-09-09 17:59:56 · 6 answers · asked by mike j 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-09 17:59:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are times when i just feel like spending my five points.

2006-09-09 17:59:30 · 12 answers · asked by beyond.thewindowpane 2 in Polls & Surveys

Can someone please direct me to a informative website about Bleach the anime.

It just aired on Adult Swim and caught my attention :)
Thanks

2006-09-09 17:58:46 · 6 answers · asked by White Trash Beautiful 4 in Comics & Animation

Some of the lyrics are;
"I'll be your cryin' sholder............I'll be better when I'm older, I'll be the greatest man of your life"
"Rain falls angry on the tin roof, as we lie awake in your bed.."
Hope that helps, thanks in advance! ^_^

2006-09-09 17:58:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I`m still new to the net can i watch any movies for free anywhere on the net?

2006-09-09 17:57:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Anyone Know????

2006-09-09 17:56:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

thanks..!!!

2006-09-09 17:56:48 · 1 answers · asked by crestfallen 5 in Television

2006-09-09 17:56:31 · 2 answers · asked by mike j 1 in Other - Entertainment

"I've been lovin you since junior high, ma you got
Everything I need, everything I want"

2006-09-09 17:56:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music