two unemployed men are bumming around town when man #1 says, ‘I’d really like a night on the booze, but I don’t think $2 is gonna stretch that far.'
man #2 replies, 'alright, I’ve got a plan. we start with buying a hotdog.'
man #1 asks quizzically, ‘and how is that going to help?'
man#2 replies, 'well, we get the hotdog and throw away the roll. then I’ll take the sausage and put it down my pants and we go to a bar. we order some drinks, and when the bartender asks for his money. I’ll pull down my zipper. you drop to your knees and act like you’re having a good time down there, and the barkeeper will throw us out, and we wont have to pay.'
man #1 agrees. so they go into a bar, order some drinks, and gulp them down
when the bartender says, 'that’ll be $8.50, 'man #2 drops his pants and pulls out the sausage. man #1 drops to his knees. the bartender immediately throws them out of his bar
the two then visit several more bars, pulling off the same trick. after the seventh bar man #1 finally says, 'buddy, we’ve gotta stop this. My knees are killing me!’
man #2 replies, ‘you think that’s bad, I lost the sausage after the third bar
2006-09-09 17:22:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was funny ^_^
you really put an effort posting jokes. keep it up and thanks for the laugh
2006-09-09 19:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-09-09 19:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jumpy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny giving u 10
2006-09-10 15:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10 not totally horrible
2016-03-27 04:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Susan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!! I give it a 10
2006-09-09 18:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so. But a good joke anyhow.
Have a nice day!
2006-09-09 17:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one
2006-09-09 17:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by mjdp 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Twisted, truely Twisted! YEAH!!! ; )
2006-09-09 17:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was so wrong! but funny i would never do somethign like that
2006-09-09 17:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by ashers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!! lol that is soo funny!!
2006-09-09 17:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Lien 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋