Is it true we're getting all these hurricanes because of gay marriage?

Answer 1

Let's see. If a god being was able to cause hurricanes in order to punish humans for considering gay people perfectly normal natural fully human citizens deserving to be treated equally under the law, you'd think that that same god would then also be able to stop tsunamis like that asian one which killed thousands of school children or that earthquake in Pakistan which did the same to innocent school children there. And then there's that horrific event in the town of Beslan in Russia a few years ago in which Islamic terrorists took over an elementary school and blew up, ohhhhhhh, a couple hundred children (many burned alive).... you'd think a god being that is supposedly answering the individual prayer's of cancer patients and baseball players just might be willing to also step in and help those poor innocent Russian children too, right? In the same way, you'd think a god being who is supposed to have fed the hungry by turning dirt into bread and raining fish down from the sky (see the Bible) would also be willing to help feed say, ohhhhhh, those 25,000 starving children dying everyday in Africa. In fact, if god sent a hurricane to New Orleans as some sort of punishment, you might wonder why He's spared Las Vegas or San Francisco or even Tehran, right? I could go on and on.... Gimme a break.

Good luck!

Answer 2

Yes. God is trying to tell us in His bizarre ineffective way that He wants more gay marriages.

I think all the anti-gay marriage amendments are angering God. He's obviously upset that we, down here, are once again vilifying and scapegoating another minority group... this time a sexual minority. I think he's really angry that so many people are willing to believe all the lies being spread in churches about their gay friends, family, neighbors and colleagues.

I think God is enormously disgusted at the way people use the Bible to support their own shallow prejudices and fears by insisting He inspired every last word of it when the truth is that the Bible was written by a bunch of imperfect men. Given that, I think God is profoundly mad that people are saying that he supports anti-gay bigoted views by pointing to barbaric passages in the Bible. He gets really flustered and upset when people point to the Bible and say He wrote all of it yet ignore all the horrific immoral barbaric parts which he obviously had nothing to do with and which are, of course, never discussed Sunday mornings (no remarrying after divorce, stoning people to death who work on the Sabbath, killing the first born children of an entire town, etc.).

So yes, God is sending all those hurricanes because of the bigots using His name to support hateful immoral shameful supremacist anti-gay amendments all across the USA. He felt the same way about slavery, anti-semitism, segregation, anti-suffrage efforts and others. He may be a little perturbed at Bush too about that whole Iraq mess currently playing out. He may be sending a couple of volcanoes to erupt in Washington soon, I hear.

(Interestingly, have you noticed all the inexplicable sunshine and rainbows all over Canada and Spain lately? Notice they recently expanded their laws to give gay people the right to marry. Hmmmmmm.)

Answer 3

What a ridiculously absurd question!

So, here's another absurd idea: are these hurricanes supporting gay marriages by disrupting straight peoples' lives?

Answer 4

Nope

Answer 5

Ummmm.....No! That's like saying they sky is blue instead of red because of gay marriage. Nature has nothing to do with gay marriage.

Answer 6

what hurricanes? the one's we've had ever since they discovered the new world?

Answer 7

That is by far the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Answer 8

I thought they were all being brought on because of alcoholism

Answer 9

Why do you think they have such high winds, there blowing us!!

Answer 10

yes we are! jk