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What is that old 80s movie where there is a little girl and when she gets really angry she lights things on fire with her eyes? Anyone know? I seen it as a kid but I never knew what it was called.

2006-09-09 17:39:31 · 10 answers · asked by msdiva 2 in Movies

2006-09-09 17:39:15 · 5 answers · asked by Tapout 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Learn from the mistakes of others, You can't live long enough to make
them all yourself"


New CEO

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired
a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all
slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them
know that he meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "Howmuch money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and
replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed,
"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling
pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,

"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."

2006-09-09 17:37:34 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-09 17:36:58 · 27 answers · asked by Theres No God 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 17:36:29 · 7 answers · asked by setter505 5 in Television

2006-09-09 17:33:42 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sorry, guy's but I found this funny! What do you think?
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes
>harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they
>were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
>oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>
>My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife,
>Debbie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for
>Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part- time job, both for extra
>income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she
>started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get
>home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work.
>
>Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest
>for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
>Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner
>on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so
>eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I
>hit that door.
>
>She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not
>unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do
>what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
>they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
>seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>
>Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say
>that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during
>her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile
>and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even
>three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
>missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know
>what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>
>When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She
>had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>
>I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a
>nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a
>while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make
>one for me too.
>
>I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Debbie. I'm
>not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find
>it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do
>how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you
>just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because
>of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>
>After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....
>
>Signed,
>
>Bob
>
>EDITOR'S NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that
>he was found with a Callaway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf
>club rammed up his ***, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie
>was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her
>Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...

2006-09-09 17:33:19 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

It's so funny you got a fav one or quote?

2006-09-09 17:32:34 · 2 answers · asked by artsiemonkey 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-09 17:32:27 · 20 answers · asked by scluby2k 2 in Music

Enlighten me?

2006-09-09 17:32:03 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 17:31:43 · 24 answers · asked by Paula P 2 in Other - Entertainment

heres some lyrics to it-
In yo hood bumpin' ridin' with a twelve case of beer

2006-09-09 17:31:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Movies, dinner, trip out of town, stay home, lay in bed, make a sex video???????????

2006-09-09 17:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 17:30:33 · 35 answers · asked by scluby2k 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-09 17:30:24 · 1 answers · asked by mjhteen1414 1 in Television

Mine was the Today show but I don't like Meridith so any suggestions?

2006-09-09 17:30:18 · 7 answers · asked by Paula P 2 in Television

You can put down more then one show and it can be a current or old show. My favourites are Family Guy and Futurama, what is yours?

2006-09-09 17:30:18 · 30 answers · asked by carpau0 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or, thier pic they use instead of an avatar? Some people put up really ugly pics of themselves, and it offends my senses. No offense to any ugly ppl out there, of course! :)

2006-09-09 17:28:26 · 12 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

Know any good songs with lots of bass? Songs that sound good when you play them so lound they sound amazing.

2006-09-09 17:28:02 · 11 answers · asked by JKrazy 1 in Music

does anyone else think that jareth is hot? or am i the only one? there is just something about him with that big hair and makeup and those oh so tight pants.....

2006-09-09 17:27:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This movie was from sometime in the mid '80's or so. The plot is about 4 friends that get together to go to a South American country and rob a drug Czar of his illegal millions. It is Miami Vice like and has two ex-Vietnam vets fly into rescue them at the end with the Rolling Stones "(Can't get no) Satisfaction" blasting from the planes loud speakers similar to "Cry of the Valcry" in Apocolypse Now. What is the title??

2006-09-09 17:26:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-09 17:26:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 17:26:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

It's apple pie!

2006-09-09 17:26:11 · 21 answers · asked by shookyloo® 5 in Polls & Surveys

How do bears sh!t in the woods if they are in a cage at the zoo.

2006-09-09 17:26:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 17:25:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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