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Sorry, guy's but I found this funny! What do you think?
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes
>harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they
>were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
>oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>
>My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife,
>Debbie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for
>Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part- time job, both for extra
>income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she
>started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get
>home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work.
>
>Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest
>for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
>Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner
>on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so
>eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I
>hit that door.
>
>She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not
>unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do
>what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
>they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
>seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>
>Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say
>that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during
>her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile
>and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even
>three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
>missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know
>what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>
>When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She
>had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>
>I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a
>nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a
>while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make
>one for me too.
>
>I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Debbie. I'm
>not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find
>it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do
>how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you
>just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because
>of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>
>After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....
>
>Signed,
>
>Bob
>
>EDITOR'S NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that
>he was found with a Callaway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf
>club rammed up his ***, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie
>was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her
>Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...

2006-09-09 17:33:19 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Bob could have been a friend of Charlie. Charlie was playing a round of golf with three of his buddies on a Friday afternoon. They were about to play the fourth fairway, which ran adjacent to a roadway. As Charlie was preparing to tee off, a funeral procession began to slowly pass by on the roadway.As soon as he saw it Charlie returned his driver to his bag, removed his cap, put his hand over his heart and stood head bowed, facing the roadway until the hearse had passed out of sight. "Wow, I never knew you were such a sentimental guy." said his pal Phil. "Oh, think nothing of it, it,s the least I could do," replied Charlie "after all, I was married to the woman for thirty two years."

2006-09-09 18:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

That was pretty funny. How can he accidentally sit on a golf stick and have it go 48 inches in? lol

2006-09-09 17:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by Samir 2 · 1 1

A long joke like this is never a great joke

2006-09-09 21:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by ipodipod 2 · 0 1

there woes old man old women lived on this fram the old man toldthe old women he said ma if you could lay eggs we do way with those chickens ya pa then he pated her on her tit he said ma if you give milk we would do way with the cow she said ya pa
then she leaned over grabed his dick she said if you can get it up we get uncle Eril to leave ,

2006-09-09 18:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tamitha K 1 · 0 1

funny and im very glad it ended up this way i was about to go postal on you until the end, i was getting extermely pissed off.

2006-09-09 17:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 1 1

LOL. Um-Hum. LOL.

Have a great new week, and God Bless.

2006-09-10 09:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 1

ahhhh. Perfect.

2006-09-09 17:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 1 1

I wanted to be the first to answer, so I didn't read it.

2006-09-09 17:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

good joke....... i wish my wife understands it and yes i wont tell her the end........... 48 inches will really hurt.

2006-09-09 19:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Love it!

2006-09-11 16:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by ashley65@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 1

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