"Learn from the mistakes of others, You can't live long enough to make
them all yourself"
New CEO
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired
a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all
slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them
know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "Howmuch money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and
replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed,
"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling
pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."
2006-09-09 17:37:34 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hope they got the pizzas first.
2006-09-09 20:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Here is one for you.
The CIA was looking to hire an assassin. There were three guys in line. They were give a gun and one by one went into a room, where their wives were, And were told they had to kill their wife.
The first one run out and said I can't do it.
The second one run out crying and said I just can't do it.
The third went in. The CIA heard 4or5 gun shots, then a lot of beating and banging.
When they opened the door the man said, Why didn't you tell me they where blanks, I had to beat her to death with a chair!
2006-09-10 00:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by dancinintherain 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We sure do love our CEOs.
2006-09-10 00:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha pretty good! Didn't make me LOL though, sorry.
2006-09-10 00:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha
2006-09-10 01:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....tht was a fine tip and a funny joke.
2006-09-10 02:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. Oh, my butt's still there.
2006-09-10 01:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny but predictable..heard it before
2006-09-10 00:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......the great CEO...........a good one which I had already heard..........
.but the joke by "beautiful and smart"..... is the smartest one.......
2006-09-10 10:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, but I already heard it...
2006-09-10 00:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by a999human 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋