a male and female whale were out for a romantic swim one sunny day when the saw a whaling ship. the male whale said to the female: 'lets go and blow out our air holes at the same time so the ship will sink.' so they went over and did it. sure enough, the ship capsized and sank. but the sailors found their way out and were swimming to shore
furious, the male whale said to the female, lets chase them and eat them before they get to shore!' but this time his companion was not so keen. 'look,’ she said. 'I went along with the b-l-o-w-j-o-, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.'
2006-09-09
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