a male and female whale were out for a romantic swim one sunny day when the saw a whaling ship. the male whale said to the female: 'lets go and blow out our air holes at the same time so the ship will sink.' so they went over and did it. sure enough, the ship capsized and sank. but the sailors found their way out and were swimming to shore
furious, the male whale said to the female, lets chase them and eat them before they get to shore!' but this time his companion was not so keen. 'look,’ she said. 'I went along with the b-l-o-w-j-o-, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.'
2006-09-09 17:03:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was very good ^_^
i like puns very much. good work. keep it up and thanks a lot
2006-09-09 19:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-09-10 00:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Nice
2006-09-10 00:06:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was a good one! she must be a bad whale caus good whales swallow bad ones spit!
2006-09-10 00:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by ashers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg i love it u have to send me these jokes ill give u a 100
2006-09-10 00:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh how cute. Does that tell you guys anything? This is one I will have to borrow for the girls......
2006-09-10 00:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one but still naughty. shame on u.
2006-09-10 00:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by Life Is Great 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-10 03:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by amit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome loved the joke, this joke is a girls joke, by far
2006-09-10 00:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, lmao, rogl, roglmao!!!
2006-09-10 00:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋