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An Australian was showing an American around his country. First he showed him Kosciusko mountain. The American responded disdainfully: "In America, the mountains ar MUCH bigger!"
The Australian then showed him the Great Victoria Desert. The American again: "In America, the deserts are MUCH bigger!"
The Australian, getting a little irritated, then showed him the Q1 Tower. And again the American responded: "In America, the Towers are MUCH bigger!"
By now the Australian was quite bored with the American. Then the American saw a Kangaroo hopping, and shouted: "What on Earth is THAT?!?!" The Australian calmly asked: "Why, have you never seen a mouse before?"
2006-09-07 02:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by Walter W. Krijthe 4 in Jokes & Riddles
2006-09-07 02:19:19 · 35 answers · asked by Dr.Feelgood 5 in Music
Rednecks
A North Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 14.
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Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?" The driver said,
"Bout what?"
2006-09-07 02:18:16 · 6 answers · asked by Keith C 1 in Jokes & Riddles
♥I have no good comment...so it's your turn!
2006-09-07 02:17:47 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-07 02:17:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
What's the best deal you've ever found?
2006-09-07 02:17:31 · 12 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys
http://members.aol.com/chrispyk16/Aquateens.html
Follow the address above to take the quiz!
2006-09-07 02:17:10 · 2 answers · asked by Amandy 4 in Polls & Surveys
Mickey Mouse is portrayed as a black mouse (while mice are normally white). Donald Duck is white. Donald Duck is kinda stupid and has speech problems while Mickey is the clever one.
So what's Disney trying to say is that blacks are more smart than whites. Why would he say that? I thought Walt was a nice guy?
I call it positive discrimination...
2006-09-07 02:16:46 · 18 answers · asked by AGoodPerson 2 in Comics & Animation
Do you find this weird: In the movies, stuff that happen to or is experienced by Harry, Ron and Hermione happen to Harry only. Such as-
1. Harry overhearing McGonagall and the others talking about
Sirius Black. In the book all three hear it.
2. That Expelliarmus on Snape is only done by Harry in the
movie. (PoA)
3. Only Harry hears Crouch conjuring the Dark Mark.
2006-09-07 02:14:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
2006-09-07 02:13:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-07 02:13:00 · 22 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Music
2006-09-07 02:12:21 · 40 answers · asked by Perseus 3 in Music
2006-09-07 02:11:22 · 12 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys
why did he always come down those steps looking gay? and yet talked of a "wife"?......im guessing he was gay!
2006-09-07 02:11:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television
2006-09-07 02:09:46 · 34 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Polls & Surveys
I won't be able to sleep for weeks!! NOT!
2006-09-07 02:09:06 · 46 answers · asked by jim 6 in Celebrities
2006-09-07 02:08:57 · 8 answers · asked by azieoriginal 1 in Music
when you're not all that busy?
2006-09-07 02:08:21 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Id vote for either the platform fight or the one where jet wields a 3 sectional staff for fearless. Amazing flow and ability!
2006-09-07 02:07:42 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
what books are ppl reading at the mo and what books can ppl reccomend?
2006-09-07 02:07:02 · 15 answers · asked by princessnicola23 3 in Other - Entertainment
After great performance, beeing so professional and getting so many compliments from supernova ...
Sexy, good looking and high skills in songwriting wouldn't she be the best choice to lead the grandpa's band ?
2006-09-07 02:06:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
Were you voted 'most likely to succeed' or 'mostly likely to suck a*ss?'
Have you lived up to those expectations?
2006-09-07 02:06:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-07 02:05:52 · 15 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Music
2006-09-07 02:04:32 · 38 answers · asked by adamkona@sbcglobal.net 1 in Television
2006-09-07 02:04:25 · 45 answers · asked by rico 2 in Celebrities
Some guy on this web site thought that this was the best answer to one of more philosophical questions...
So, me and my mate Stan and I have just done a scientific experiment whereby he took me out into the car park and gave me a good kicking. Whilst lying on the floor, half concussed, my first thoughts were to invent a vertical rabbit hutch for flying bunnies...
I believe that the experiment was a success, I hope this clear it up this particular matter for you all
2006-09-07 02:03:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
The answer that matches my opinion gets the point. Only one name per answer. Listing 2 or more names in your answer does not count and will not be considered as best answer even if the correct name is in your list. I want to be fair so the 1st person who gets it right with one name wins the points. Good Luck!
2006-09-07 02:02:08 · 21 answers · asked by Ozzie B. 6 in Music
2006-09-07 02:01:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
2006-09-07 02:01:22 · 7 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys
HE DOES NOT WEAR TROUSERS THE REST OF THE TIME..... Chandler's character in Friends asked the question some years ago. Never answered.
2006-09-07 02:01:00 · 26 answers · asked by Dave 2 in Comics & Animation
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