Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

2006-08-28 22:35:09 · 2 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Music

2006-08-28 22:34:34 · 10 answers · asked by claire e 1 in Music

2006-08-28 22:34:02 · 6 answers · asked by claire e 1 in Television

things they wouldn't be doing if they thought they were being watched perhaps...
eg: applying makeup, reading ect

2006-08-28 22:34:01 · 9 answers · asked by tui 5 in Polls & Surveys

cried all the way home? Has it been harassed? Has it filed any reports to PETA yet?

2006-08-28 22:27:31 · 15 answers · asked by chilli 4 in Jokes & Riddles

am i bothered? am i bothered?

2006-08-28 22:27:15 · 11 answers · asked by jason6x6x6 3 in Polls & Surveys

Earlier I used to write and completed few number of film scripts. I wished I could become a script writer. But I didn't become anything and in near future expecting any thing. Have you any wishes like this?

2006-08-28 22:26:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

went to the market? I don't think it's buying pork...

2006-08-28 22:25:40 · 11 answers · asked by chilli 4 in Jokes & Riddles

there was a mujra type song at hindi movie "prahar",acted by,nana pateker,dimple kapadia.and madhury.in the whole movie the song has been playd many time .its like a ghazal/mujra.plz let me know the path to get down ld this song only.and the name of the singer of this song.

2006-08-28 22:24:05 · 5 answers · asked by omraojann 1 in Music

2006-08-28 22:22:57 · 23 answers · asked by a V a 4 in Polls & Surveys

where you are? and where are you at? would you like a tequila shot? or some popcorn? muhahahahaha

2006-08-28 22:22:32 · 9 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5 in Polls & Surveys

A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development
> on the inside of her thighs. A green spot on the inside of each. They
> won't wash
> off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The
> doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her
> not to worry
> until the tests come back.
>
> A few days later, the woman's phone rings. It's the doctor. She
> immediately begs to know what's causing the spots? The doctor says,
> "You're perfectly healthy
> there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
>
> The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"
>
> "You can tell him his earrings aren't real gold..."

2006-08-28 22:22:19 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 22:21:36 · 32 answers · asked by Man on the Moon 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-28 22:20:42 · 4 answers · asked by eL: 1 in Other - Entertainment

>LATEST POLLING SHOWS
>
>Forty-three percent of all Americans say that immigration is a serious
>problem.
>
>The other 57 percent said, "No habla inglés"
>

2006-08-28 22:20:28 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line,but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back-to-back.

As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruises". She replied, "Yes, that's true." I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home".

So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations on a Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:

1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast-in-bed every day of the week).

3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.

4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.


7. T.V. broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them.

9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare; if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.


Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go?

Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.

ps: And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side -- at no charge.

2006-08-28 22:18:38 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 22:18:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
Kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear
One more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had
Committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest
Died at a ripe old age.

About a week after the new priest arrived. He visited the mayor of the town
And seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about
The sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep
Talking about having fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest
About the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the
Mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laugh ing about, your wife fell
Three times this week."

2006-08-28 22:17:20 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk **** than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day...

2006-08-28 22:15:32 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 22:15:31 · 14 answers · asked by julie 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-28 22:14:11 · 14 answers · asked by Bellarockafella 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 22:13:57 · 8 answers · asked by ivan92029 1 in Movies

2006-08-28 22:13:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ..whether you're here or not."

(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

2006-08-28 22:13:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does it cost any money?How do you do it?

2006-08-28 22:13:13 · 5 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think he's one of the funniest newer comedians I've seen in a long time.

2006-08-28 22:12:58 · 4 answers · asked by Starscape 6 in Television

I had to light another fire again yesterday, and I'm working from home today and contemplating flicking the central heating on... my feet are so cold and even my woolly socks are not helping keeping the warm and the dog refuses to sit on them.... sorry... what was my question again? Oh yes... Has Autumn arrived in the UK?

2006-08-28 22:12:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 22:11:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I've only heard this once. About ten years ago on a public radio station. It's in a singer/song writer style. I believe it's called "Uno mas Cerveza". It's about a tourist in Mexico who has gotten drunk & spent most of his cash, the course is somthing like this...

Uno mas Cerveza
That's all I can say...

This is all I can remember of this song, but it has been driving me mad for the past ten years. If any one can tell me who sings it it would make my day. It's a pretty good song too, if my memory serves me right.

2006-08-28 22:09:20 · 3 answers · asked by Cosmonaut1 2 in Music

10 Points for the best answer. Thank you for takin the time. =)

2006-08-28 22:08:16 · 12 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Music