Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

2006-08-28 21:08:43 · 36 answers · asked by Drea 2 in Celebrities

Write the top most thing now in your mind. Can you imagine something which is now in ur mind?

2006-08-28 21:07:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-28 21:07:23 · 9 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4 in Polls & Surveys

if yes, do u ever use camera in ur cell ...?
i never use it ... ^-^

2006-08-28 21:06:28 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery.
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> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
> feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
> man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
> were about 200 men walking single file.
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> The man was so curious that he respectfully approached the other man
> walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
> is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
> Whose funeral is it?"
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> "My wife's."
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> ''What happened to her?"
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> The man replied, "My dog, tired of her constant nagging, attacked and killed her."
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> He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
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> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
> wife when the dog turned on her."
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> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two. Then came one
> more question.
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> Can I borrow the dog?"
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> "Get in line."

2006-08-28 21:05:45 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 21:05:39 · 31 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 21:04:51 · 7 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Music

2006-08-28 21:04:17 · 26 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 21:03:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Christopher Walken!

2006-08-28 21:03:08 · 24 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Movies

To be very nice and friendly to everyone? Cos either people take undue advantage of this or they mistake/misinterpret my intentions.......... Should i change?

2006-08-28 21:00:51 · 22 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.



2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."



3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.


4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."


5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".


7. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.



8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."


11. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."


12. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"


13. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."


14. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!


15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.


16. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."


17. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.


18. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"


19. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.


20. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."


21. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"


22. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

2006-08-28 20:57:40 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 20:57:07 · 3 answers · asked by BruBox 1 in Music

2006-08-28 20:56:28 · 16 answers · asked by partyguy20062001 1 in Movies

no am not talking about course/study subjects ....here -
subject means - that which forms a basic matter of thought, discussion, investigation, etc.: a subject of conversation.

2006-08-28 20:55:57 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it?

2006-08-28 20:55:41 · 15 answers · asked by stranger4u1 1 in Jokes & Riddles

And the wonder of it all, is you just don't realize how much I love you.

2006-08-28 20:55:04 · 4 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Music

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . Making money.
At age 50 success is . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . Having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.

Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short. Dance naked!

2006-08-28 20:54:10 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Sorry, but Mooriah makes me throw up a little in my mouth

2006-08-28 20:52:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-28 20:51:19 · 16 answers · asked by E.B. 5 in Polls & Surveys

lyrics: so throw your helmet in a dumpster, go to school in gang attire, and let beavis and butthead preach to our youth about fire!

2006-08-28 20:49:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-28 20:49:07 · 12 answers · asked by Mr Mojo Risin 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 20:48:45 · 5 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Music

they did not get wet.
How come?

No the answer is not it was not raining, nor were they inside a building or something.

2006-08-28 20:47:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 20:47:09 · 23 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

your tape deck? Also is just pressing *play* enough, or should you press the *record* button at the same time for it to clean properly?

2006-08-28 20:46:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-28 20:46:24 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

I saw the preview for a movie where some dude with a skull for a head was riding a motorcycle around with his head on fire kicking peoples asses! Yeah! He was riding up the sides of building smacking people in the faces with a flaming whip....and I think he was the good guy! Thanks for the cookies.

2006-08-28 20:45:20 · 11 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Movies

Is there any disadvantages in music of mp3's ...and downloaded music from internet...does the sound's quality fall down or any other effect ?

2006-08-28 20:44:59 · 3 answers · asked by Yogesh Uprety 2 in Music

I'm not old but my sis is older than me ....( in her 30's )and she wants to hear some older music like 80's -90's. Anything except rock and country shes told me ....can anyone give me any ideas? Thanks!

2006-08-28 20:42:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music