Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

I don't understand the story. Can someone explain it to me? thanks!

2006-08-28 19:22:24 · 3 answers · asked by blue_bee 4 in Movies

2006-08-28 19:21:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine no doubt is Jim Carrey

2006-08-28 19:21:37 · 14 answers · asked by EVE 3 in Movies

2006-08-28 19:21:28 · 7 answers · asked by one 1 in Movies

2006-08-28 19:20:34 · 13 answers · asked by ♫Hope♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 19:20:34 · 1 answers · asked by ev0ra5 2 in Music

I found it on music magazine.

2006-08-28 19:20:21 · 18 answers · asked by fujita_mio 1 in Music

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

2006-08-28 19:19:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

so he goes to the glass eye store but all he can afford is a wooden eye one nite he at the bar its very late and hes had alot to drink he sees a woman across the room he's walking toward her and he see's she has a wooden leg he says to him self this is perfect and he says to the woman would you like to dance the woman replies would I and the man yells out peg leg!peg leg![wood eye=would I] just i case you dont get it

2006-08-28 19:18:37 · 5 answers · asked by know it all 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i've been reading a lot durring the summer and i just wanted to know if you guys had any good books to suggest? I'd suggest Meg Cabot books. She's a really good author.

2006-08-28 19:18:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-28 19:17:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-28 19:17:11 · 10 answers · asked by one 1 in Movies

THE MARYLAND POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO, A YALE GRADUATE AND A REDNECK
FROM ARKANSAS.

THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED TWO MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM THAT CONTAINED THE WORD. THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN WAS "TIMBUKTU".

FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE STEPPED TO THE MICROPHONE AND
SAID:

"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,
TREKKED A LON ELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,
DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU."

THE CROWD WENT CRAZY!

NO WAY COULD THE REDNECK TOP THAT, THEY THOUGHT AS THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE HIS
WAY TO THE MICROPHONE AND RECITED:

"ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT.
MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU."

THE REDNECK WON HANDS DOWN

2006-08-28 19:17:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 19:16:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-28 19:16:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 19:15:52 · 23 answers · asked by meLanChoLiia 1 in Horoscopes

2006-08-28 19:15:44 · 31 answers · asked by spoon 1 in Polls & Surveys

WHICH DO YOU PREFER.
I LIKE THEM BOTH,BUT I LOOOOVE VAMPS.

2006-08-28 19:13:50 · 33 answers · asked by HANK 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just want someone to tell Sean and Belle that Clair is there baby!! It's getting really old!!

2006-08-28 19:13:33 · 10 answers · asked by kristen 3 in Television

2006-08-28 19:12:07 · 11 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where he is?

2006-08-28 19:11:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i was wondering if you guys remember this old movie. its about a guy who kind of kidnaps this girl, and he has her on a room, and he watches her on a video feed, but he kind of falls in love with her, and when she notices that he is attracted to her, she seduces him, they end up sleeping together, anyway, the point is that , she ends up getting revenge by using her sexiness, and finally locks him inside the room instead. is an old movie and i dont know if will have an idea, but is worth the shot. thanks

2006-08-28 19:11:49 · 3 answers · asked by axon3_2001 3 in Movies

i started listening to a7x maybe 5 months before city of evil came out. i play drums and really like playing along to the awesome guitars and fast pace double bass beats. i liked waken the fallen, but when city of evil came out, everyone bashed it as being a "sellout". city of evil, in my oppinion, is a good album. maybe not to a true metal fan but that's the thing, they aren't really categorized as metal. they have their own unique sound. does anyone see how musically talented they are besides me?

2006-08-28 19:11:47 · 10 answers · asked by ajfranco645 2 in Music

kind of like a 3D house

2006-08-28 19:10:57 · 3 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Other - Entertainment

A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.

The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".

So he radios the station and asks what to do.

The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes".

So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your d-i-c-k as you walk up to her".

So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his d-i-c-k.

The blond sighs, and says "please, not another breathalizer test".

2006-08-28 19:10:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have alway's dreams of being a singer, But I don't know where to start where to go who to talk to I have tried going to auditions but they ask for to much of a bargain that I could ever afford for I have a One year old daughter to support and find it real hard to for fill my dream I am just starting school again for upgrading my courses and I am twenty years old is it to late I have sang plenty of times in a karaoke bar and find it real fun but would like to make it to the big leads and let people hear my voice Out there in the world...

2006-08-28 19:08:42 · 6 answers · asked by Jessica L 2 in Music

1. What do you do for a living?
2. Do you like or dislike what you do?
3. What would be your DREAM job?

2006-08-28 19:08:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 19:08:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

...visit any ERA...what would you visit?
For me, it would be the twenties. Such excitement! The first talking movies, the first radio station, Charles Lindbergh's flight, insulin and penicillum were invented, bootleg liquer, Babe Ruth, The Great Gatsby, jazz, Louie Armstrong, Duke Ellington, and I swear, I have to have been a Flapper in another life!

2006-08-28 19:07:00 · 17 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due to the wife's interest in health food and exercise.

When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.

As they "oohed and aahed," the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course changed to a new one, representing the great golf courses on Earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

Peter's reply, "This is Heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet?

This is Heaven, it's free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.

Peter lectured, "That's the best part -- you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like, and you never get fat or sick. This is Heaven."

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, shrieking wildly.

Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your bran muffins, I could have been here 10 years ago!"

2006-08-28 19:06:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles